Archive - Wilding Out

To the Asshat That Cut Me Off in Traffic

I hope you step on a Lego

Jan 19 •

A guest post from my bestest buddy along with some nincompoopery preamble by my saucy (and sagging) arse

Jan 17 •

and

Jason Provencio

I Need More Timey-Wimey Hours in my Day

Something goes here…

Jan 16 •

Accidentally Celibate to Incidental Hoebag

Did having sex after a sabbatical awaken the beast with two backs?

Jan 13 •

Ambivert — The Missing Link Between Extrovert and Introvert

And ambivert’s weird cousin, omnivert

Jan 11 •

“Trump, Politely Fuck Off” — Sincerely, Canada

You can’t have Canada, this isn’t Monopoly

Jan 9 •

Mansplaining Manflu To My Woman

Stoicism in the face of certain death

Jan 7 •

and

Peter William Murphy

My ‘Bloodline’ Ends With Me — This Isn’t Game of Thrones

We shouldn’t procreate like we’re raising heirs to a throne

Jan 6 •

Holy Fuckballs--Substack Is Amazing

Some gratitude for a major milestone, and how y'all rock harder than a headbanger at a Metallica concert

Jan 6 •

I’m Nervous To Dust Off the Hoohaw After Being Accidentally Celibate

Getting back on his horse might be weird

Jan 3 •

A Weirdly Optimistic Nihilist’s Guide to New Year’s Resolutions

Make yourself the mayor of this year’s ass — or not.

Jan 1 •

December 2024

My New Guy Had To “Ladiefy” His Apartment

I thought I’d give dudes a hand at how to make your disaster zone inhabitable for the fairer sex

Dec 30, 2024 •

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