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My wife was the same after her first night with me.

I don't know what happened. Couldn't stop her.

She just wanted more and more of her vibrator after that.

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and who could blame her?

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Not me :-)

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😆😆

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It was worth snorting coffee out of my nose to read this. "Heels to Jesus" --- just one gem in a treasure trove.

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😆😆 That must have smelled amazing but also, ouch.

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Lol that one made me snort too 😁

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Oh my fucking goodness! It was a wrong decision to read this while taking the train back home! 😆

I can’t stop laughing! I can’t wipe the stupid smile off my face! I love it! Your humor is absolutely delightful!

Also, very happy for you! I can feel the happiness dripping through the article! 😭😂

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😆😆I love hearing people read something of mine in public and laughed like a crazy person

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I see what you’re after! You succeeded! ❤️😂

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🫣🫣😲😲😳😳😁😂🤣😂🤣🤭🤭🤭🤣😂🤣😍🥰😲🫣🤣😂🤭👏👏👏👏🤣😂🤣🙏❤️

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This was the appropriate reaction.

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🤭🤭😊🥰😍

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Love it, Robin. Ad a non native I enjoy every word of your creative salad. Horngry. Vulvarine. 😂 This will get you lots of paid subscribers. Mike seems to be a nice guy. The man flu is also a thing in Germany. Looooove your writing. Happy about your email. Let's do this webinar, Robin. It will be all yours, meaning you can decide on the time, date (maybe in Jan?) and then we can promote it together ❤️ happy to know you

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Reading my stuff as a second language must be wild 😆. But congrats, that's impressive!

Good to know the man flu has gone global.

Sweet--let's do this. Email me the deets :)

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HAHAHA! This was amazing! I'm so happy for you crazy kids! &:^)

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Thanks Jason! :)

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Probably a coincidence, but the next item in my email queue after this full-throated naughty bits thesaurus was an article about whether or not women should stop fighting facial hair. I didn't read it, so I don't know if it mentioned teeth hair.

Glad y'all are over the flu!

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I've been "on hold" so damned long I'm going to wear an ankle monitor and be under house arrest on the first one. Yes, my intent is to send him to his maker. Have too many days to catch up.

Glad there are other crazies that will keep me laughing like a maniac while I coax my next victims into my lair of lust.😂😍

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😆😆 The picture you painted here is perfection Danielle.

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I'm the same way! The more sex I have the more I want. And, luckily, vice versus. Good luck getting sum (more).

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Good to know I'm not alone there!

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This made me think of that old Oscar Mayer jingle: “my baloney (pony) has a first name…..”

Congratulations!!! 🍾

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😆😆 Well, I'm never not singing that song that way again.

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I have been “accidentally” to intentionally celibate for 5 years now. I can only imagine the reverberations when that streak is broken. 🤣

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😆 I don't have to imagine, I know exactly what would happen now. Or maybe you'll be more normal.

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More normal? I cant relate. 🤣

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OMG! Horngry! Vulvarine! Thank you, thank you for these fabulous additions to my vocabulary☺️❤️❤️! I am so happy for you!

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I am glad you are back on the horse, sought of speak. I laughed so much reading your first post and busted a gut reading this one.

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Yay! Mission accomplished then

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That 318 point was me. 😁. Happy times! Tou are right celibate is better than infrequent.

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Ah yes, it was you. Mike is probably saying 'damn you', or 'thanks'.

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Do I have to make a list again or can I just say you fucked? Glory hallelujah 3 times and amen twice. 🎇

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Don't worry, I have a master list 😆

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So the hot pocket is off the retirement docket. I’m looking forward to more…🔥subbed. Very entertaining and made my day!

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Thanks JahChristo!! :)

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