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Glad you're here. Fuck Medium. We deserve to laugh and you deserve all the $$$ and credit for it. Congrats, Ride or Die.

\(^_^)/

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haha thanks Linda! I still love Medium, but this place is definitely quickly becoming my fav.

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Best opening sentence on the internet. Fuck Medium 🤣🤣 I said that a year ago and never looked back.

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I'm still there. I do love Medium too, but Substack is certainly opening my eyes to some things!

And thank you Kristi for being one of my earliest supporters! That chat we had oh so long ago really helped me find my footing here 💜

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I think it says a lot when you apologize for not writing a “humorous” post and I am still laughing at your phraseology and expression. You have made yourself so vulnerable, not only in your humor, but also in how much you love other humans. That’s invaluable in our world - and pity those who are too foolish to realize it. So happy for your every success! 💜❤️💚💙🧡

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you're so sweet Beth--thank you! 💜 I do really love other humans. Well, the majority of them.

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I’ve ruined more items because of you, either by peeing my pants or spitting coffee. It’s worth it though because humor can turn a really shitty day around. Thank you!!

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This is the best compliment ever 😆. Thanks Kay-El!

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After 15 years as a Facebook comedian for free, I hopped over to Substack a year ago. I only have 1/4 the subscribers you do, but I'm nowhere near as funny. Keep up the great work!

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Well I'm glad we both found Substack then! you may be just as funny, I had a headstart here from connections I developed before, so that helps. But thanks Dawn! :)

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Muricans are gonna need all the laughs we can get the next 4 years, the Heinz will hit the walls

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Yup, they really will! This cooky canuck's got your back.

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I’m about to completely disconnect from all American propaganda, well maybe not HCR, JoJo from Jerz, and Jess Piper.

All this talk about annexing Canada, did Justin give orange turd blossom some of that BC cannabis? Doesn’t seem to mix particularly well with Adderall. American media is nuts, this is WWE crazy! You Canucks are laughing maple syrup out your noses at us. (I just got a large bottle from my bud In Toronto, I’ll come help protect it from the high fructose addled southern neighbors!)

So hopefully I will live in semi blissful hibernation for at least 2 years. Might have to come out for my new maple fix!

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Has anyone ever wanted to be you when they grew up? Or, when they gave up on growing up? Because… it might be happening right now.

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😆😆😆 No, but that's amazing. And it would definitely be the latter. #PeterPanning4Life

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I LOVED the piece on “

Ladifying””””” OMG did not know so much back in the day day… as in ABSOLUTELY OK TO SAY HEY THIS IS WHAT I WANT/NEED!!! Well now I would have to do a little manifyingin the event I met the next man of my dreams,,., Happy New Year and new ish relationship! ❤️

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Aww thanks Shelby! I loved writing that piece and I'm so happy you enjoyed it :)

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Yay, congratulations, Robin!💕 Remember, if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!

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😆😆 I love that line. And thanks Sheila!! 💜

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What makes you think unicorns like lollipops? Or maybe I’m not getting the joke. I read a lot of political articles. Way too many. I’m glad you have found your happy place. And I’m glad that I have something to make me laugh. The current political situation is not very funny.

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I have no idea if they'd like lollipops...but who isn't happy with a lolli? I miss the days of getting them at the doctors office. One would be nice after a mammogram or colonoscopy😆

I read the political ones too, but try to set a maximum, otherwise it darkens your soul. I'm glad that I can provide some respite and laughter :)

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Woo hoo! Congrats! Laughter is still the best medicine! I salute you!!🫡

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Thanks Carol! :)

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Congrats Robin, I am proud to be one of your substack followers. You keep me laughing!

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Thank you Ginny! 💜

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Congratulations!! Well done 🤗 A much deserved success. May your new year be filled with prosperity and lots of joy...(ok, a "shit ton of joy") ☺️🎉🎊✨️

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Thanks Diane! 💜 ...is that imperial or metric? haha

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Robin, imperial of course 😁

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Couldn't have happened to a funnier, more-deserving person, Sis. Both around the same time, amazeballs! Congrats! 🤘🇨🇦🥰

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Thanks Big Bro! 💜🥰 You're always my biggest cheerleader, and your support on here has made such an incredible impact.

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I'm going to cancel my paid subscription as soon as you hit 100.

This is pretty awesome though, we are neck in neck and I've been here just over a year. I guess people love humor as much as they love Substack Tips 🤣 Congrats lady.

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😆😆😆 I was wondering if someone would do that. Of course it had to be you.

Your substack advice is GOLD. You chatted with me early on and helped me get on the right track here. I'll never forget that...even if your snarky ass unsubscribed just to troll me 😆

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Hahahaa don't worry, I'll never do that because you're the only one I pay for that charges in CAD. I can afford you!

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👍

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Online porn sites are no longer freely accessible in 17 us states. Pornography is exploitation, but there’s comedy gold in them thar hills

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