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Katey Ashworth's avatar

Aside from this being an excellent PSA, this was also the perfect antidote to all of the political anxiety swirling around. I had literal tears rolling down my face in laughter as I read this. Stay wild 🤪

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Robin Wilding's avatar

I'm so glad I could distract you for a few minutes and give you a tear-stained laugh...which is always an incredible compliment for a humor writer--so, thank you!

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Phoebe Howe's avatar

👍🏻😄

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Kathryn Ryches's avatar

This should be required reading in sex ed classes!

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Robin Wilding's avatar

Agreed! And not just for the licensing fees hehe

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Freeq O’Nature's avatar

Oh my fucking gawd! This sooo needs a warning up top: DO NOT DRINK WHILST READING!

My poor 'puter. I haven't laughed this hard on a Sunday morning since abandoning the stand-up routine called "church sermon".

Thank you!!

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Robin Wilding's avatar

My apologies to your poor pooter, but I'm glad it got such hearty laughter!

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John Horwitz's avatar

Have not laughed like this in years - THANK YOU!! Cleaning coffee from my monitor...

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Robin Wilding's avatar

That is the best compliment--thank YOU! Sorry about the cleanup 😆

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Christopher Manson's avatar

"Penis fly trap." I'm going to be on this floor a long time.

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Robin Wilding's avatar

You should've brought a snack. 😆

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The Tupelo Flash's avatar

I’m calling my new Rottweiler puppy Lavender Bacon. I’ll laugh every time I tell him to bite the mailman

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Robin Wilding's avatar

😆😆😆 That sounds like an endless source of laughter.

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The Tupelo Flash's avatar

I’ll take that as a compliment coming from the Queen of Euphemisms. Long live the Queen ❤️

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Robin Wilding's avatar

Absolutely it was.

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Mark's avatar

Hilarious, you've got to do penises next please 🤣

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Robin Wilding's avatar

*Spoilers to the dick size article, men care more than women do. So if a man's into women he's fine, if he's not then he just needs to stay away from the meat-sceptor size queens

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Burt Arthur's avatar

Didn’t know something could be so humorous and educational at the same time.

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Robin Wilding's avatar

Yay, thanks Burt! :)

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Dian Killian, Ph.D.'s avatar

LOL - I guess this just shows how much I’m a lesbian. I find vulvas beautiful and fascinating in every Georgia O’Keefe way. Penises on the other hand … strange prehistoric looking creatures that are out of control and reactionary…like the apparent next president of the United States! 😝

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Robin Wilding's avatar

As a lesbian you might be slightly impartial 😆...but I can't say you're wrong about penises either

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Dian Killian, Ph.D.'s avatar

😻

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13/1 NYS CONstitution's avatar

Interesting I came across this, just looked up the surgery recently with curiosity and consideration to have it done. I’d never have my boobies altered why do the downstairs either 👍 ty u saved me thousands of bucks ;-) plus I never had anyone complain to me so I thinks it’s all gravy baby

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Robin Wilding's avatar

You're welcome! I also doubt it's needed. If you've had no complaints--you're good! And if you have a complaint, replace him 😆

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Kris Downey's avatar

OMG! I laughed and cringed and laughed again! Thanks for the Sunday morning chuckle.

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Robin Wilding's avatar

yay! I was thinking to myself, what do people want to read on Sunday mornings....vagina synonyms, oh yeah 😆

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Harry's avatar

Lovely 🤣🤣🤣🤣 just a humble comment from a man who has enjoyed munching on several yummy spots over the years, we couldn’t care less about anything but hygiene down there. Lopsided labias, color, whatever 🤣🤣🤣 I just don’t want to find pieces of toilet paper 🧻 or enough Smegma to coat a wheat thin cracker. And guys, a bit of advice: take your time, find the clitoris and have at it 🥳🥳 toss a few fingers in for good measure. If she’s not arching her back and screaming to stop with legs shaking….. re-evaluate your technique and ask for guidance.

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Robin Wilding's avatar

😆😆😆 Amazing comment. On behalf of the women who've had men swat away the TP rolled up into tiny little vagina joints over the years (and not said a dang thing about it)--thank you.

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Sheila (of Ephemera)'s avatar

Your Rolodex is just bulging right now, isn’t it?😂 Another excellent and hilarious article thanks, Robin.

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Robin Wilding's avatar

Correction...rolodexes. I have one for penises, one for vaginas, sex, masturbation and....vibrators. I'm dedicated to my craft 😆

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Dan Levine's avatar

methinks i might just press that 'follow' button of yours ...

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Dan Levine's avatar

now on my ‘must read ‘ list …

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fawn girl ☆'s avatar

this was such a lovely read! i remember a guy commented on my down there area, and it made me feel insecure about it. even though he wasn’t being necessarily negative. i think it just made me more self conscious. but at the end of the day all vulva’s are beautiful, and we shouldn’t really care about what they look like !⭐️

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Robin Wilding's avatar

I hear you, I think we can all get self conscious about it, just like dudes get self conscious about their whangadoodles. But I'm glad you realized yours is beautiful like everyone elses :)

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Brien Nicolau's avatar

Substack can be so informative 🤣

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Robin Wilding's avatar

Right? 😆

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Laggy's avatar

All the best nicknames for “vagina”.

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