Aside from this being an excellent PSA, this was also the perfect antidote to all of the political anxiety swirling around. I had literal tears rolling down my face in laughter as I read this. Stay wild 🤪
I'm so glad I could distract you for a few minutes and give you a tear-stained laugh...which is always an incredible compliment for a humor writer--so, thank you!
*Spoilers to the dick size article, men care more than women do. So if a man's into women he's fine, if he's not then he just needs to stay away from the meat-sceptor size queens
LOL - I guess this just shows how much I’m a lesbian. I find vulvas beautiful and fascinating in every Georgia O’Keefe way. Penises on the other hand … strange prehistoric looking creatures that are out of control and reactionary…like the apparent next president of the United States! 😝
Interesting I came across this, just looked up the surgery recently with curiosity and consideration to have it done. I’d never have my boobies altered why do the downstairs either 👍 ty u saved me thousands of bucks ;-) plus I never had anyone complain to me so I thinks it’s all gravy baby
Lovely 🤣🤣🤣🤣 just a humble comment from a man who has enjoyed munching on several yummy spots over the years, we couldn’t care less about anything but hygiene down there. Lopsided labias, color, whatever 🤣🤣🤣 I just don’t want to find pieces of toilet paper 🧻 or enough Smegma to coat a wheat thin cracker. And guys, a bit of advice: take your time, find the clitoris and have at it 🥳🥳 toss a few fingers in for good measure. If she’s not arching her back and screaming to stop with legs shaking….. re-evaluate your technique and ask for guidance.
😆😆😆 Amazing comment. On behalf of the women who've had men swat away the TP rolled up into tiny little vagina joints over the years (and not said a dang thing about it)--thank you.
this was such a lovely read! i remember a guy commented on my down there area, and it made me feel insecure about it. even though he wasn’t being necessarily negative. i think it just made me more self conscious. but at the end of the day all vulva’s are beautiful, and we shouldn’t really care about what they look like !⭐️
I hear you, I think we can all get self conscious about it, just like dudes get self conscious about their whangadoodles. But I'm glad you realized yours is beautiful like everyone elses :)
Aside from this being an excellent PSA, this was also the perfect antidote to all of the political anxiety swirling around. I had literal tears rolling down my face in laughter as I read this. Stay wild 🤪
I'm so glad I could distract you for a few minutes and give you a tear-stained laugh...which is always an incredible compliment for a humor writer--so, thank you!
👍🏻😄
This should be required reading in sex ed classes!
Agreed! And not just for the licensing fees hehe
Oh my fucking gawd! This sooo needs a warning up top: DO NOT DRINK WHILST READING!
My poor 'puter. I haven't laughed this hard on a Sunday morning since abandoning the stand-up routine called "church sermon".
Thank you!!
My apologies to your poor pooter, but I'm glad it got such hearty laughter!
Have not laughed like this in years - THANK YOU!! Cleaning coffee from my monitor...
That is the best compliment--thank YOU! Sorry about the cleanup 😆
"Penis fly trap." I'm going to be on this floor a long time.
You should've brought a snack. 😆
I’m calling my new Rottweiler puppy Lavender Bacon. I’ll laugh every time I tell him to bite the mailman
😆😆😆 That sounds like an endless source of laughter.
I’ll take that as a compliment coming from the Queen of Euphemisms. Long live the Queen ❤️
Absolutely it was.
Hilarious, you've got to do penises next please 🤣
Assuming you're looking for mainly the synonyms...I have TWO of those:
https://wildingout.substack.com/p/dick-pics-a-solution-to-unsolicited
https://wildingout.substack.com/p/does-dick-size-really-matter
*Spoilers to the dick size article, men care more than women do. So if a man's into women he's fine, if he's not then he just needs to stay away from the meat-sceptor size queens
Didn’t know something could be so humorous and educational at the same time.
Yay, thanks Burt! :)
LOL - I guess this just shows how much I’m a lesbian. I find vulvas beautiful and fascinating in every Georgia O’Keefe way. Penises on the other hand … strange prehistoric looking creatures that are out of control and reactionary…like the apparent next president of the United States! 😝
As a lesbian you might be slightly impartial 😆...but I can't say you're wrong about penises either
😻
Interesting I came across this, just looked up the surgery recently with curiosity and consideration to have it done. I’d never have my boobies altered why do the downstairs either 👍 ty u saved me thousands of bucks ;-) plus I never had anyone complain to me so I thinks it’s all gravy baby
You're welcome! I also doubt it's needed. If you've had no complaints--you're good! And if you have a complaint, replace him 😆
OMG! I laughed and cringed and laughed again! Thanks for the Sunday morning chuckle.
yay! I was thinking to myself, what do people want to read on Sunday mornings....vagina synonyms, oh yeah 😆
Lovely 🤣🤣🤣🤣 just a humble comment from a man who has enjoyed munching on several yummy spots over the years, we couldn’t care less about anything but hygiene down there. Lopsided labias, color, whatever 🤣🤣🤣 I just don’t want to find pieces of toilet paper 🧻 or enough Smegma to coat a wheat thin cracker. And guys, a bit of advice: take your time, find the clitoris and have at it 🥳🥳 toss a few fingers in for good measure. If she’s not arching her back and screaming to stop with legs shaking….. re-evaluate your technique and ask for guidance.
😆😆😆 Amazing comment. On behalf of the women who've had men swat away the TP rolled up into tiny little vagina joints over the years (and not said a dang thing about it)--thank you.
Your Rolodex is just bulging right now, isn’t it?😂 Another excellent and hilarious article thanks, Robin.
Correction...rolodexes. I have one for penises, one for vaginas, sex, masturbation and....vibrators. I'm dedicated to my craft 😆
methinks i might just press that 'follow' button of yours ...
now on my ‘must read ‘ list …
this was such a lovely read! i remember a guy commented on my down there area, and it made me feel insecure about it. even though he wasn’t being necessarily negative. i think it just made me more self conscious. but at the end of the day all vulva’s are beautiful, and we shouldn’t really care about what they look like !⭐️
I hear you, I think we can all get self conscious about it, just like dudes get self conscious about their whangadoodles. But I'm glad you realized yours is beautiful like everyone elses :)
Substack can be so informative 🤣
Right? 😆
All the best nicknames for “vagina”.