A douche of Bros has some colloquial appeal but also some cognitive dissonance. Why would you need to clean them?. A stench of bros might be a little bit more direct. Still doesn’t have the ring I’m looking for. How about a clusterfuck of bro’s? Clown Car of bro’s? Clown show of bro’s. That last one that’s the best I got.
I prefer Toby's scheme, he lives on Dachshundian Time. He believes that morning happens every time he wakes up — he can make 30 days in a 24 hour period.
Geezus. Remember when we thought it would be so cool to be rich so we could laze around on our (one) yacht and have people bring us stuff? What's the point of being a bazillionaire if you have to toil like a pack mule all the damn time? I'll take abject failure, thanks.
Mr. Hustle up there sounds like he got his inspiration from the Time Cube guy. And if you don’t know that reference, look it up. You’ll thank me later. Or possibly curse my name. One of those things for sure.
Which includes a line in the opening paragraph, "It also had something to do with opposites. At least that's the impression we got, once our heads stopped spinning." and the title of section 1 is "crackpot overdose" 😆😆
How many douches make a douche-canoe? If 4 bros make a douche, how many bros per canoe? Remember those problems from school? If you go west at 50 mph, how long will it take Joe to get home? 👹
My work facility has at least one or two giant refrigerators filled with various types of energy drinks for purchase, sugar filled beverages in others and junk foods for purchase. Wheaties ain’t the breakfast of productivity champions in this place. My spirit animal is a sloth; my moto is, don’t hurry be happy.
Oooh you could come out with a liquified version of Wheaties, put it into an energy drink and make millions selling it to the bros, claiming it has "the best macros on earth".
I’m in. Non-optional naps sound lush 😍
Right? Me too.
This is great advice! Now I understand why I’m an abject failure!
😆 Well at least we now know why we're abject failures
A douche of Bros has some colloquial appeal but also some cognitive dissonance. Why would you need to clean them?. A stench of bros might be a little bit more direct. Still doesn’t have the ring I’m looking for. How about a clusterfuck of bro’s? Clown Car of bro’s? Clown show of bro’s. That last one that’s the best I got.
How about a douche canoe of bros? That implies a container / carrying vessel of sorts.
Just don't make me get into breaking down the etymology of "douche canoe"
Ooh yes, a container-based solution.
Your dedication to a clusterfuck (the winner for me) of bros is admirable.
Since clownshow implies plural, I’d modify mine to “Clownshow of Bro”. I think that has a good feel and covers the thought.
"An Administration of Bros"
That's how you play the Venereal Game at pro level, boys and girls!*
* Citation: An Exaltation of Larks or The Venereal Game, James Lipton, Grossman Publishing 1968
Never heard the term "lazy wankmuffin," but instinctively love it. Not that I'd like to wank a muffin or anything.
Suuuuuuuuure you wouldn't...
I cannot tell a lie. You're right. Particularly if it was a cherry muffin.
😆 *moves muffins away from you.
I was trying to sound British crass
You succeeded
What about the other way around? Though I don't think muffins can wank. Unless they're maybe from an erotic bakery.
Haven't you ever heard of a muffplug?
I don't get out much and have been married for decades, so nope.
The trick to being a lizard person isn’t not to blink. It’s in being able to lick your eyeballs clean.
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Centuarian Time, Pfffft!
I prefer Toby's scheme, he lives on Dachshundian Time. He believes that morning happens every time he wakes up — he can make 30 days in a 24 hour period.
No sweat.
...I'm switching ti Dachshundian time starting tomorrow.
Why wait? I have faith in you, you could TOTALLY get, like 10 days in before bedtime...
Geezus. Remember when we thought it would be so cool to be rich so we could laze around on our (one) yacht and have people bring us stuff? What's the point of being a bazillionaire if you have to toil like a pack mule all the damn time? I'll take abject failure, thanks.
Right?! I'll take abject failure also.
Mr. Hustle up there sounds like he got his inspiration from the Time Cube guy. And if you don’t know that reference, look it up. You’ll thank me later. Or possibly curse my name. One of those things for sure.
Thank you for that. I'm laughing my arse off at the wiki for time cube guy: https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Time_Cube
Which includes a line in the opening paragraph, "It also had something to do with opposites. At least that's the impression we got, once our heads stopped spinning." and the title of section 1 is "crackpot overdose" 😆😆
Great post!
To paraphrase the title of an old song: these are the men who have blighted my life.
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How many douches make a douche-canoe? If 4 bros make a douche, how many bros per canoe? Remember those problems from school? If you go west at 50 mph, how long will it take Joe to get home? 👹
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As someone who both owns a hammock and often has far too many irons in the fire... I don't know if I feel seen or called out 🤣
😆😆😆 Sorry/You're welcome.
My work facility has at least one or two giant refrigerators filled with various types of energy drinks for purchase, sugar filled beverages in others and junk foods for purchase. Wheaties ain’t the breakfast of productivity champions in this place. My spirit animal is a sloth; my moto is, don’t hurry be happy.
Oooh you could come out with a liquified version of Wheaties, put it into an energy drink and make millions selling it to the bros, claiming it has "the best macros on earth".
Fuck me. Sure, let's just work 24/7. There's no time like the burnout.
Fortunately I have found a way to multitask any blinking event.
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