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Heidi L's avatar

I like "Vanity Manatee" but I feel like it's unfair to manatees...

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Robin Wilding's avatar

True. I like manatees.

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Diane Lee's avatar

Yes, they are kind loving souls 💕

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Carol Finch's avatar

Orange cockwomble got me 🤣

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Diane Lee's avatar

Me too, my favorite word 😆

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Carol Finch's avatar

I wear it out 🤣

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Diane Lee's avatar

😆

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Robin Wilding's avatar

Thanks, I probably stole it from you 😆

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David Perlmutter's avatar

"Hicksbollah". Hillbilly terrorists...

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Heidi L's avatar

Yehawdists, Inbresurrectionists, and Talibanjos - she gas a gift!

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Heidi L's avatar

*Has, obviously.

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Terrie's avatar

Excellent job you maniacal wordsmith! Lol (that's a compliment, btw)

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Robin Wilding's avatar

Oh that's the toppest-notchest of compliments!

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Leon Brown, Jr.'s avatar

masterpiece!

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Irene warsaw's avatar

Hilarious 😂

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Kathy Minicozzi's avatar

I couldn't have said it better -- or as well, actually! 😹

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David Shaw's avatar

Fabulous but it's CAESAR (sorry for being a spelling Nazi).

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Robin Wilding's avatar

Thanks for the catch! My brain is the worst at catching named-based typos, so I always appreciate the heads up :)

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Kay-El's avatar

Haiku for you

Fuck Trump human dump

Your mouth is a porta pot

No ice cream for you

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Robin Wilding's avatar

*all the poetry snaps* That's amazing 😆😆. You nailed the ending.

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Christopher Manson's avatar

I would very much love to set this to music.

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Robin Wilding's avatar

ooh now there's an idea! I'll have to find someone musical, because it ain't me.

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Lee Neville's avatar

Awesome column!

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Robot Bender's avatar

Did you cover plagues of frogs? Scorpions?

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Robin Wilding's avatar

Hmm..is that technically covered under pestilence? 🤔

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Linda Blatnik's avatar

LOL You shouldn't hold back like that. I know it's hard, but release all the words, say what you mean:)

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Robin Wilding's avatar

😆😆 I'll try to remember that, Linda.

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Carol's avatar

Off you should fuck! Were you channeling Yoda?🤪

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Robin Wilding's avatar

😆 Yes. When telling people to off-fuck, channeling Yoday is the way to go.

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William McF's avatar

Love all the terms (play on words) you have created here! Good job

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Diane Lee's avatar

Love this 💕

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