Well, there are some new things. The big one is that there are pump-action vibrators now, that simulate the real thing. It's rather amazing women leave the house at all now.
Double Drilldo. Holy shit, that's funny. Thank Christ I didn't live back then. Something tells me, these might have been used for a game of "Fetch" during the daytime. B-ARF!
My friend had a dog toy that looked so phallic. It was about 12" long, bright red, curved with nodules on it. The ends were meant to make it look like a dog bone but actually made it look like a man boner. She had it sticking out of her bag when she visited her mum. She was so shocked when this very proper, posh old lady said "what's this, a double ender?". Apparently her old dear had led a wilder life than they knew of! 😉
Screwnicorn is my new favourite word. It needs its own emoji.
haha thanks Stéphanie, it's goodie.
I will never think of a "selfish stick" in the same way again!
Aagh, meant "selfie" stick, obviously. Damn autocorrect.
😆😆Too late, 'selfish stick' is now on my list of dildo synonyms.
I’m guessing that the double is for close friends?
The closest 😆. Well, that or very particularly oriented conjoined twins, but that feels like a niche market.
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Robin, great histortickle article!
😆😆 Aww you made up a word for your comment. A+ Clark!
Thank you for this highly informative tome.
Just goes to show, there ain't nothing new in the skin game. Except maybe Bluetooth.
Well, there are some new things. The big one is that there are pump-action vibrators now, that simulate the real thing. It's rather amazing women leave the house at all now.
Golly. Where have I been?
Have you done a post on just those?
This article is just bananas!
That made me start singing Gwen Stefani's song, 'this shit is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s'
Video or it didn't happen. I can wait until your next video post. I'm a patient lad. :-)
They look like they could double up as coshes 😳🤯🤣
Double Drilldo. Holy shit, that's funny. Thank Christ I didn't live back then. Something tells me, these might have been used for a game of "Fetch" during the daytime. B-ARF!
😆😆 Imagining you playing fetch with one made my day Moochie
My friend had a dog toy that looked so phallic. It was about 12" long, bright red, curved with nodules on it. The ends were meant to make it look like a dog bone but actually made it look like a man boner. She had it sticking out of her bag when she visited her mum. She was so shocked when this very proper, posh old lady said "what's this, a double ender?". Apparently her old dear had led a wilder life than they knew of! 😉
"why eight fingers?" Exactly what I was thinking, what's the logic behind that?
Sadly, our minds may remain boggled on that one.
No thumbs?
Sure but how big were their vaginas to need 8 fingers?
Splinters in your Coochie I can't stop laughing. Now that's a history lesson I really enjoyed.
Thanks Kathleen. I try to make history come alive 😆
You definitely do that. I love your writing, educational and entertaining, and one hell of a good time always.
Emphasis on the "come" 😂
I knew it :)
HAHA! This was the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Where do I even begin? &:^)
hehe, thanks bro, this was a particualrly fun one to write.
Wondering if there were bananas in the Garden of Eden. That would explain a lot.
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I needed to read this today.
I won't ask what sort of day made this required reading 😆
Omg this made my day Robin, thank you
Yay! Thanks Ed :)