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The Mouthy Renegade Writer's avatar

Thank you, Sis! The feeling is mutual about your writing. Appreciate you sharing this one, I thought it was pretty silly and I loved writing it! &:^)

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Robin Wilding's avatar

You're welcome, I absolutely love this one. Sooo funny 😆😆 I can tell you had a fun time writing it, that really shines through.

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Jo Jansen's avatar

I can picture you cackling to yourself while you were writing this.

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Robin Wilding's avatar

Jason was definitely giggling as he wrote it, I can 100% guarantee it.

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Liza Blue's avatar

REally appreciate how you take a simple premise (i.e. the oldest profession) and then work in every way possible - take it to the limit and beyond with your imagination. Well done!

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Ice Cold's avatar

Like a prize bull with strong genes 🧬 of health were only ones who could mate like the wild survival of the fittest

Fittest is money now not health and strength

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Robin Wilding's avatar

Jason really did an epic job with that here, his imagination clearly ran wild with this one 😆

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Kay-El's avatar

PS: Yes, I found Robin through Jason. Both of you provide comedic takes that are balm for the soul.

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Ice Cold's avatar

Thinking women ruled then until we men made our own milk 🥛 drink to feed the babies to grow bigger so we had extra hands for work to continue surviving

Think about having a boob that feeds you🎯🐾that’s food or being able to create a living person from a woman’s stomach and during childbirth women get supernatural strength bitting off cord was man watches in fascination as we hump a rock 🪨

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Rain Robinson's avatar

Love it. Again.

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Danielle Amory's avatar

I missed this one originally. You're both hilarious. Cave Ho, gives a whole new meaning to High Value Woman, don't it.🤣

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Robin Wilding's avatar

I'm glad you caught it this time around! I know that a few people who read me also read Jason but I was hoping some of my readers who don't would get a giggle--but this worked out perfect with you Danielle :)

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Kay-El's avatar

Hilarious! I missed this one originally.

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Robin Wilding's avatar

I'm glad you saw it this time then! Jason and I have some audience overlap, so I knew a few people would have already read it--but this worked out perfect, I'm glad you got to read it Kay-El :)

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Kay-El's avatar

I think it’s great you two do this. Exposes the readers to writers they may not have read before and builds both of your audiences. Truly a win-win for everybody

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LANCE MERTZ's avatar

Watch the movie In Search of Fire... true story of my ancestors.

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David Perlmutter's avatar

Way back when a nightclub was a stick...

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Dan Levine's avatar

this was too much!

not literally ... i have learned you will never be confined by the edge of the bell curve - you will redefine it. this is why i am a subscriber.

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Robin Wilding's avatar

Jason did a really good job with this for sure. I love how many of us here have the same kooky senses of humour :)

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Peter Molloy's avatar

Funny! But the oldest profession was probably insurance. “Going hunting, bro? I’ll watch your cave for you—for a price! You never know what might happen while you’re gone.”

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