My mother worked for years as an ER nurse. I can guarantee you that no matter what you think ER nurses find in orifices for which those items weren’t designed, the reality is so, so much worse. (He says, his sister nearly aspirating the half-dozen rhinestones she shoved up her nose so she could sneeze glitter.) This is doubly true for any ER in a city that is a major political or economic hub, because those freaks have the free time to contemplate possibilities and the money to make it happen. (Hence, why I no longer make jokes about power drywall saws being fitted with attachments never approved by the manufacturer. I’ve seen things that I still don’t want to believe.)
I loved Sue Johanson-she was the best! I learned more about sex from her than in the previous 15 years. 💕
Just hilarious! I picture you with a Rolodex of sex and body part names. “Ah, yes, Beef Curtains will do nicely.” Recognized “hot beef injection” from The Breakfast Club.
Sue Jo was so phenomenal. You were close with the rolodex guess--I have multiple lists of naughty synonyms (one for each body part). But now I want to put them in a rolodex because that sounds awesome 😆
Not so sure how the vibrator would compare to a man properly outfitted with a proper prosthetic. Inflatables are the male corollary to “enhanced” breasts.
The voice audio matched the comedic tone. I wonder what guy(s) visits your vibrations times, we crazy huh. ; or do you think of the love filling you up, and having a baby. Sex and possible a baby goes together.
For the next dickgest... what should the social rules be around public displays of affection? I really don't want to see teenagers or those eligible for Medicare swapping spit while I eat.
I think you should keep printing degrees in as many fields as you want to offer your hilarity and expertise! You kinda have to, because our closed minded Society says you need an expensive piece of paper to be considered intelligent or expert in a field.
Keep writing about whatever you want, and I’ll keep reading, because you’re that funny🎓🎓🎓
My mother worked for years as an ER nurse. I can guarantee you that no matter what you think ER nurses find in orifices for which those items weren’t designed, the reality is so, so much worse. (He says, his sister nearly aspirating the half-dozen rhinestones she shoved up her nose so she could sneeze glitter.) This is doubly true for any ER in a city that is a major political or economic hub, because those freaks have the free time to contemplate possibilities and the money to make it happen. (Hence, why I no longer make jokes about power drywall saws being fitted with attachments never approved by the manufacturer. I’ve seen things that I still don’t want to believe.)
Your mom must have some stories! The sneezing glitter had me rolling haha. But I don't want to think about power saw attachments. 😆
Neither do I.
I loved Sue Johanson-she was the best! I learned more about sex from her than in the previous 15 years. 💕
Just hilarious! I picture you with a Rolodex of sex and body part names. “Ah, yes, Beef Curtains will do nicely.” Recognized “hot beef injection” from The Breakfast Club.
Sue Jo was so phenomenal. You were close with the rolodex guess--I have multiple lists of naughty synonyms (one for each body part). But now I want to put them in a rolodex because that sounds awesome 😆
Rolodexes are so old skool 💕
Wonderfully oldschool.
Not so sure how the vibrator would compare to a man properly outfitted with a proper prosthetic. Inflatables are the male corollary to “enhanced” breasts.
Prosthetic inflatables?! Well, my google search history just got weirder.
Delightfully informative.
Your word imagery rivals any art museum's best works.
😆 Thanks Larry, although I doubt we'll see Reader's Dickgest in any museums.
Best advice column on the internet.
Ooh, thanks for the quotable. Now I can officially use "best advice column on the internet" in my marketing for the next piece haha.
The voice audio matched the comedic tone. I wonder what guy(s) visits your vibrations times, we crazy huh. ; or do you think of the love filling you up, and having a baby. Sex and possible a baby goes together.
Another name for Baby squirter
For the next dickgest... what should the social rules be around public displays of affection? I really don't want to see teenagers or those eligible for Medicare swapping spit while I eat.
PDAs--putting it on the list!
Very funny. Thank you!
Glad you liked it Christopher! :)
I think you should keep printing degrees in as many fields as you want to offer your hilarity and expertise! You kinda have to, because our closed minded Society says you need an expensive piece of paper to be considered intelligent or expert in a field.
Keep writing about whatever you want, and I’ll keep reading, because you’re that funny🎓🎓🎓
Beyond hysterical! Roflao. More please!