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Jean Haynes's avatar

Ask Stormy Daniels, E. Jean Carroll and Melania. LOL.

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Kayte Rimer's avatar

It's the only job I know of you can be wrong 80% of the time (made up statistic) and still get paid. 😁

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Robin Wilding's avatar

😆😆That statistic feels accurate. Possibly slightly on the low side.

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Linda Blatnik's avatar

This is snowrotica from the Queen of dictionotica

who snowed us

and blowed us

and left us to rotica.

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Robin Wilding's avatar

😆😆 *poetry snaps*

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Rolando Andrade's avatar

I think he lied to you, because they were 6 inches from above, but when you felt them in your hand they were only 3. It's like everything you long for, in the end it's always less than it seemed

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Robin Wilding's avatar

Sort of an objects in rearview mirror aren't as they appear situation huh.

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Dani's avatar

3” is everything here in California! Rain, snow, whatever… 😉🤪

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Robin Wilding's avatar

😆😆

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Cheri Collins's avatar

We only got 3" here, and your piece perfectly expanded on my disappointment - hilariously! ☺️❤️❤️❤️

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Robin Wilding's avatar

haha, glad it's relatable :P

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Wen's avatar

“With only 3 inches I think even the ski resorts might have to fake it.” You are so good at this kind of jokes!!!! Love it! Your writing is my best funny Sunday morning reads! ❤️

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Robin Wilding's avatar

Aww thank you so much Wen!! ❤️

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Kay-El's avatar

Don’t you eat that yellow snow — Frank Zappa

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Robin Wilding's avatar

Solid advice. 😆

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Jan M. Flynn's avatar

Your piece has left me pun-stunned.

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Robin Wilding's avatar

Well then my work here is done. 😆

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Jerry Pollard's avatar

The little man in the boat needs a little dusting of snow, what is called sugar snow. This doesn’t need plowing, just a gentle sweeping

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Robin Wilding's avatar

😆😆

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William Weaver's avatar

Absolutely hilarious!

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Heidi L 🇵🇸 🇺🇦's avatar

But, if it's been a long, dry winter, sometimes you have to appreciate whatever you get!

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Robin Wilding's avatar

😆😆😆 Exactly.

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Mark Hayes's avatar

Now, while I don't truck with that hoodoo measurement foolishness you Canadicans use, I've got one question.

Are you holding out for your Big Ten Inch...

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Robin Wilding's avatar

Nope, I can't shovel that much. Bad for the back...and other body parts.

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Mark Hayes's avatar

A Mr Tyler might be able to help you…

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Pamela Mabbott's avatar

Length or girth?

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Robin Wilding's avatar

Both equal, like a square😆

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Pamela Mabbott's avatar

🤔😱😳💥😚🥴

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Jon Howski's avatar

Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

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Robin Wilding's avatar

Thanks Jon :)

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Brant's avatar

Hilarious weather report 😅😺

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