Oh my, way too hilarious. The details were so good and really added to the fun!!! Thank you! (Mullets are making a comeback… That has got to be one of the Apocalyptic Signs…)
I have all the parts and accessories to make a spare change Barbie… Now I’m really motivated! 😂
**No judgement or offense intended to those who do solicit spare change, you never know where life is going to lead you and what you’ll do to survive.**
It's a challenge for anyone in the States to breath given the daily horrors. I'll now refer to you as RobinAED tho' that's a heart-starter .. same to me. No heartbeat/no breathing!
I’m very familiar with this look: that’s pretty much the uniform for the Park Cities area of Dallas. I keep telling people that if the MAGA wives get any more augmentation, they’ll be spending summers in their ice tomb on the planet Telos: https://youtu.be/zIIKGc6jL8Y?si=3tV46q0BS2rsLmv8
Wow; she’s even got the maggot stripper hair!!! Is there a talking version? Is there a Melania Barbie in the works? And don’t forget Ivanka and Barron!
Looks like a drag queen, nice!
Oh my, way too hilarious. The details were so good and really added to the fun!!! Thank you! (Mullets are making a comeback… That has got to be one of the Apocalyptic Signs…)
I have all the parts and accessories to make a spare change Barbie… Now I’m really motivated! 😂
**No judgement or offense intended to those who do solicit spare change, you never know where life is going to lead you and what you’ll do to survive.**
OMG yes, the mullet comeback has to be an apocalyptic sign. Although that might mean Australia has been apocalyptic for decades.
Spare Change Barbie 😆😆
Why yes, the opening photo made me think it was real. Never a Barbie fan, I believed and thought “they too were bribed to turn in someone.”
Laughing lead to breathing. Life saved.
I'm glad you started breathing again haha
It's a challenge for anyone in the States to breath given the daily horrors. I'll now refer to you as RobinAED tho' that's a heart-starter .. same to me. No heartbeat/no breathing!
I’m very familiar with this look: that’s pretty much the uniform for the Park Cities area of Dallas. I keep telling people that if the MAGA wives get any more augmentation, they’ll be spending summers in their ice tomb on the planet Telos: https://youtu.be/zIIKGc6jL8Y?si=3tV46q0BS2rsLmv8
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This is wonderfully, deliciously, wrong...
Wow Robin!
This one is a high and rising slapshot from centre ice - right under the 'Murican crossbar!
Wicked!
Are you using hockey references to appeal to my Canadian side? Because mission accomplished 😆
Accessories available include: a Barbie Dream Dumpster (complete with working dumpster fire)!!! I’m in!!
Should don a more MTG look, I think! 🤔
But heck, we can have a whole series of MAGA Barbie and Ken!
MTG look? They still need the Barbies to sell 😆
Totally laughed my butt off (thanks for that, by the way)! I nearly peed reading the dumpster accessory!😂🤣😂🤣
Aww thanks so much for the compliments. Almost peeing/peeing is the top compliment for humor writers :)
Press secretary or attorney general? They all look the same
It would be a tough game of Guess Who indeed.
So they will have to change the name of the song to "I'm Just Earl".
😆😆 I didn't think of that (but wish I had)...but yes.
😂🤣😂
I love your writing. Thank you so much🎉
I like weird Barbie myself. Both flexible and wise.
Weird Barbie is by far the best Barbie ever. So insanely relatable.
I was reading along, nodding and smiling, and then I lost it at "Knocked-Up Skipper".
Wow; she’s even got the maggot stripper hair!!! Is there a talking version? Is there a Melania Barbie in the works? And don’t forget Ivanka and Barron!
Ooh a talking version--brilliant! I wish I would've thought of that and added lines to the piece. Hmmm...maybe a follow up.
How about Barbie doe’s Washington?