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This was NOT the post to read while sitting alone in an airport terminal, because now I've irritated my fellow flyers with my giggle-snorts. TOO funny.

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😆I'll make a disclaimer 'may cause public snorting'

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Revenge dick pics? Genius!

I'll admit I've never sent one, I don't understand why any dude would want to.

But I have gotten one, and I was seriously unimpressed. I think it was an accident, he probably meant to send it to some lady and it ended up in my text. You're right, what an ugly surprise.

I did the same thing as everyone else. I shared it with everyone. The guy was just an acquaintance, and after seeing his dick first thing in the morning I made sure his day started off rough too.

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That's how cavalierely some men send them out, not even paying attention to the send-to address haha. It really is a ballsy start to the day.

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Maybe someone could train AI to recognize a trouser snake and turn the camera off and block all incoming images from texts, email and mail slots.

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Somebody get the nerds on it, this tech must be made.

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Aug 22
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No, not mushroom blocking!😭

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😆😆

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Beef whistle. Mutton dagger. Custard launcher. Just the best collection of cock euphemisms I have ever seen and yes, this is great. Dick pics are gross. Old-time dirty-Mac flashers just got digital.

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I'm glad you enjoyed them--and thank you sooo much for mentioning me in your latest piece!!! I'm just getting started here and that means the world to me :)

The digital flasher honestly makes me nostalgic for the old-fashioned trench coated kind.

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unsolicited messages with explicit content are a form of sexual assault and should be treated as such: with derision, disgust, and contempt.

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I prefer laughter and revenge 😆

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well yes.

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“A ball pic” is hilarious! It seems that it would be more difficult to capture at a flattering angle! Love the way you write, Robin.

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It would indeed be hard to capture a flattering angle..and that just makes it even funnier 😆

Thanks Zail! :)

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I had a gay stalker for a minute and that doesn't work for dudes.

Made me realize that a dick Pic exchange is part of gay dating, I guess... your son might be gay if...

Anyhow. You should block the high school kid that sent it to you.

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It's part of straight dating for a female too. An unwanted part 😆

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I'm reminded of the flasher scene in "Pink Flamingos," and applaud your solution, because it works. NOTHING sets these guys into rounds of homophobic shuddering (and I used to work with a guy who finally got fired because he was too busy sending dick pics all day instead of working) than the thought of "I was hitting on a DUDE!"

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I haven't seen that movie but it sounds right up my alley hehe. Also that former coworker--what a dick.

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The ending will put you off Baby Ruth bars for life, but otherwise you’ll probably love it.

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😂 I don't get my sex, doll. It never works! Abs works! Abs shots if you have Abs get you laid, 💯 % all the time.

You seem tired, have a six pack...all the time! If you have guns, All the time! You're angry, baby, here you can use these guns, All the time! Thanks for being funny and trying to teach people to connect, honestly. 😁

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Hahahahah hilarious (once again).

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Brilliant Robin!

But now I have a problem. I just started here and haven't decided how I want to manage it.

Between you and Smillew, I could just spend my time writing and creating images and GIFs in response to both of your offerings... what's a girl to do?

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😆😆😆 That's very accurate.

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