48 Comments
User's avatar
Valerie Van Cleef's avatar

You left my nip style out. They point. The right one points to the right and the left one points to the left. Is this considered oversharing?!

Expand full comment
Robin Wilding's avatar

We're past oversharing when I wrote this post haha. Pointing--great point Valerie. Maybe they're just signaling to you that they want to roll into your armpits. That's where mine seem to want to hangout these days anyway.

Expand full comment
Valerie Van Cleef's avatar

😂😂😂

Expand full comment
Carol's avatar

As one of your (probably) older readers, I would offer another observation: the sagging! After nursing my daughter, I was struggling to keep what had been perky from getting caught in my belt!😂😂

Expand full comment
Robin Wilding's avatar

😆😆😆 Just roll 'em back up and tuck them in your bra. I gotta keep putting my side boob back in, it seems to have rented a timeshare in my armpit.

Expand full comment
Sallyfemina's avatar

I never had kids and still sag something fierce post-menopause.

Small boobs, oversized, cockeyed nips changing size, I've had it all. I do kinda still shave off the nip hair when I do my pits (only to keep the stank down). Never had any complaints, and a lot of fun, so no worries. Now I'm old enough no one cares.

Expand full comment
Robin Wilding's avatar

'cockeyed nips' 😆. I shave the hair when I do my pits too! We're two errantly hairy peas in a pod Sally.

Expand full comment
Jan M. Flynn's avatar

It must be amazing to live inside your head.

Expand full comment
Robin Wilding's avatar

😆 It really is. Some people think I'm lonely cuz I spend so much time alone, but I have a great time in here.

Expand full comment
Maggie Jon's avatar

Mammaroni 😂😂😂 I love this!

Expand full comment
Robin Wilding's avatar

hehe, I love that one too.

Expand full comment
Linda Blatnik's avatar

Ok, this boobicle necessitates a titionary

in honor of all the new words you created. You are the perfect writer for this sobject: very funny, creative and even slightly

factual.

Now, throw it all out there

and consider having all or part of those boobies missing due to breast cancer surgery. I have never seen an article where men or women deal with their wives and girlfriends breast surgeries.

Thanks.

Expand full comment
Robin Wilding's avatar

😆😆 Titionary. Thanks for the new life goal Linda.

I'm sorry about the chesticle cancer, but glad to see you're still with us 💜

Expand full comment
Linda Blatnik's avatar

Thanks. 💜 Me too.

Expand full comment
Renay Oshop's avatar

lol, enjoyed the graphics alone

Expand full comment
Robin Wilding's avatar

Thanks, the artists you made them are incredible.

Expand full comment
Renay Oshop's avatar

im not the artist, just the enjoyer

Expand full comment
Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Chest chupacabra 🤣

Expand full comment
Robin Wilding's avatar

Glad you liked it 😆

Expand full comment
Jack Jackson's avatar

Just to say, big fan of small boobs. My second wife had small boobs and puffy areoles. I’ll never forget them.

Expand full comment
Robin Wilding's avatar

Aww, nips to remember!

Expand full comment
Mark Hayes's avatar

As a teenager you may have been bummed that you weren't given basketballs on your ribcage but, as a long time fan of the hooter AND a keen observer, I'm willing to bet that you're happy about that now...

...over the years, gravity can be cruel...

Expand full comment
Robin Wilding's avatar

You are spot-on about that Mark!

Expand full comment
Mark Hayes's avatar

...personally, I always liked 'em small and firm. I mean not exclusively because there's a lot more to attraction than a single physical feature but...

...it's what always drew my eye.

Expand full comment
Dan Levine's avatar

it's Istanbulipples not Constantinipples

Expand full comment
Robin Wilding's avatar

😆😆 Nice one Dan.

Expand full comment
Dan Levine's avatar

and speaking off the record ... it's better off if they may not be giants.

Expand full comment
Darcy Fiona McNair's avatar

This post makes me feel like a "normie"--just another pair of nips among all the variations out there. Reading this is actually a relief that nips come in all shapes, sizes, and directions. 😉

Expand full comment
Robin Wilding's avatar

A nip normie, nice.

Expand full comment
Joseph Schaumberg's avatar

Wish I could have known this a puberty. Thanks better late than never.

Expand full comment
Robin Wilding's avatar

Right?! If you're anywhere near my age or older, we didn't have the internet back then--but dang would it have been helpful.

Expand full comment
Joseph Schaumberg's avatar

Yes, it would have been.

Expand full comment
The Tupelo Flash's avatar

I swear I show up just to see what you post. I’m glad I subscribe since you may be weirder than me if that’s possible. 😉

Expand full comment
Robin Wilding's avatar

Well I'm glad I can keep you coming back! We can have a weird-off later.

Expand full comment
Liza Blue's avatar

One Thanksgiving I "curated" a two two truths and a lie game for 40 family members. This is where you tell one believable lie and two bizarre truths and invite the participants to ID the lie. One of my lies was going to be that I had a third nipple, but my husband nixed it saying that it anatomic oddities were not in the Thanksgiving spirit. THEN, a cousin said that one of his truths was that HE had a third nipple and he would be pleased to show it to anyone. So he is a proud member of the 6%.

Expand full comment
Robin Wilding's avatar

Damnit, the cousin beat you to the punch! Now that sounds like a fun family game night. 😆

I know two dudes with third nips, it's surprisingly common!

Expand full comment
Kay-El's avatar

I died laughing at constantinipples. My boobs and nips have changed so many times over the years, I’ve begun to wonder if they’re even mine anymore.

Expand full comment
Robin Wilding's avatar

Chameleon nips, nice lol.

Expand full comment
Sheila (of Ephemera)'s avatar

Wait a goddamn minute! There are heated bras??

Brilliant as always, Robin. 💕

Expand full comment
Robin Wilding's avatar

😆 Yup, there are. Can you imagine the boob sweat though? Eek.

Expand full comment