We're past oversharing when I wrote this post haha. Pointing--great point Valerie. Maybe they're just signaling to you that they want to roll into your armpits. That's where mine seem to want to hangout these days anyway.
As one of your (probably) older readers, I would offer another observation: the sagging! After nursing my daughter, I was struggling to keep what had been perky from getting caught in my belt!😂😂
I never had kids and still sag something fierce post-menopause.
Small boobs, oversized, cockeyed nips changing size, I've had it all. I do kinda still shave off the nip hair when I do my pits (only to keep the stank down). Never had any complaints, and a lot of fun, so no worries. Now I'm old enough no one cares.
in honor of all the new words you created. You are the perfect writer for this sobject: very funny, creative and even slightly
factual.
Now, throw it all out there
and consider having all or part of those boobies missing due to breast cancer surgery. I have never seen an article where men or women deal with their wives and girlfriends breast surgeries.
As a teenager you may have been bummed that you weren't given basketballs on your ribcage but, as a long time fan of the hooter AND a keen observer, I'm willing to bet that you're happy about that now...
...personally, I always liked 'em small and firm. I mean not exclusively because there's a lot more to attraction than a single physical feature but...
This post makes me feel like a "normie"--just another pair of nips among all the variations out there. Reading this is actually a relief that nips come in all shapes, sizes, and directions. 😉
One Thanksgiving I "curated" a two two truths and a lie game for 40 family members. This is where you tell one believable lie and two bizarre truths and invite the participants to ID the lie. One of my lies was going to be that I had a third nipple, but my husband nixed it saying that it anatomic oddities were not in the Thanksgiving spirit. THEN, a cousin said that one of his truths was that HE had a third nipple and he would be pleased to show it to anyone. So he is a proud member of the 6%.
You left my nip style out. They point. The right one points to the right and the left one points to the left. Is this considered oversharing?!
We're past oversharing when I wrote this post haha. Pointing--great point Valerie. Maybe they're just signaling to you that they want to roll into your armpits. That's where mine seem to want to hangout these days anyway.
😂😂😂
As one of your (probably) older readers, I would offer another observation: the sagging! After nursing my daughter, I was struggling to keep what had been perky from getting caught in my belt!😂😂
😆😆😆 Just roll 'em back up and tuck them in your bra. I gotta keep putting my side boob back in, it seems to have rented a timeshare in my armpit.
I never had kids and still sag something fierce post-menopause.
Small boobs, oversized, cockeyed nips changing size, I've had it all. I do kinda still shave off the nip hair when I do my pits (only to keep the stank down). Never had any complaints, and a lot of fun, so no worries. Now I'm old enough no one cares.
'cockeyed nips' 😆. I shave the hair when I do my pits too! We're two errantly hairy peas in a pod Sally.
It must be amazing to live inside your head.
😆 It really is. Some people think I'm lonely cuz I spend so much time alone, but I have a great time in here.
Mammaroni 😂😂😂 I love this!
hehe, I love that one too.
Ok, this boobicle necessitates a titionary
in honor of all the new words you created. You are the perfect writer for this sobject: very funny, creative and even slightly
factual.
Now, throw it all out there
and consider having all or part of those boobies missing due to breast cancer surgery. I have never seen an article where men or women deal with their wives and girlfriends breast surgeries.
Thanks.
😆😆 Titionary. Thanks for the new life goal Linda.
I'm sorry about the chesticle cancer, but glad to see you're still with us 💜
Thanks. 💜 Me too.
lol, enjoyed the graphics alone
Thanks, the artists you made them are incredible.
im not the artist, just the enjoyer
Chest chupacabra 🤣
Glad you liked it 😆
Just to say, big fan of small boobs. My second wife had small boobs and puffy areoles. I’ll never forget them.
Aww, nips to remember!
As a teenager you may have been bummed that you weren't given basketballs on your ribcage but, as a long time fan of the hooter AND a keen observer, I'm willing to bet that you're happy about that now...
...over the years, gravity can be cruel...
You are spot-on about that Mark!
...personally, I always liked 'em small and firm. I mean not exclusively because there's a lot more to attraction than a single physical feature but...
...it's what always drew my eye.
it's Istanbulipples not Constantinipples
😆😆 Nice one Dan.
and speaking off the record ... it's better off if they may not be giants.
This post makes me feel like a "normie"--just another pair of nips among all the variations out there. Reading this is actually a relief that nips come in all shapes, sizes, and directions. 😉
A nip normie, nice.
Wish I could have known this a puberty. Thanks better late than never.
Right?! If you're anywhere near my age or older, we didn't have the internet back then--but dang would it have been helpful.
Yes, it would have been.
I swear I show up just to see what you post. I’m glad I subscribe since you may be weirder than me if that’s possible. 😉
Well I'm glad I can keep you coming back! We can have a weird-off later.
One Thanksgiving I "curated" a two two truths and a lie game for 40 family members. This is where you tell one believable lie and two bizarre truths and invite the participants to ID the lie. One of my lies was going to be that I had a third nipple, but my husband nixed it saying that it anatomic oddities were not in the Thanksgiving spirit. THEN, a cousin said that one of his truths was that HE had a third nipple and he would be pleased to show it to anyone. So he is a proud member of the 6%.
Damnit, the cousin beat you to the punch! Now that sounds like a fun family game night. 😆
I know two dudes with third nips, it's surprisingly common!
I died laughing at constantinipples. My boobs and nips have changed so many times over the years, I’ve begun to wonder if they’re even mine anymore.
Chameleon nips, nice lol.
Wait a goddamn minute! There are heated bras??
Brilliant as always, Robin. 💕
😆 Yup, there are. Can you imagine the boob sweat though? Eek.