And don’t forget their obsession with putting those crystals on their chakras, with the most accurate definition of “chakra” coming from the 20th Century philosopher Joe Bob Briggs: “one of those places where if you hit it with a baseball bat, you die.”
Oh, you’re in for some head explodey. https://joebobbriggs.com/ (I credit the second “Joe Bob Goes to the Drive-In” column in the late great Dallas Times Herald as a major factor behind my writing career.)
Reminds of being a kid and went to field trip to museum that in gift store had crystals you’d could buy if you were sent with some money or your parents were chaperones.
And don’t forget their obsession with putting those crystals on their chakras, with the most accurate definition of “chakra” coming from the 20th Century philosopher Joe Bob Briggs: “one of those places where if you hit it with a baseball bat, you die.”
😆😆😆 I don't know who that man is but somebody give him a cookie.
Oh, you’re in for some head explodey. https://joebobbriggs.com/ (I credit the second “Joe Bob Goes to the Drive-In” column in the late great Dallas Times Herald as a major factor behind my writing career.)
You're becoming a regular Ogden Nash.
*Poetry snaps*
https://tenor.com/view/poetry-gif-24242982
The only way crystals can protect you is to put 'em in a sock and throw them like a shoe. Perfectly brilliant!
And the picture of the crystal Methodist in Florida. Yay!!
But I do like pink quartz.
I love that you read the caption 😆😆
Pink quartz really is pretty.
Ukulelelyte! Love it!
I hear the music of the geodes 🎶♀️🎶
😆😆😆 I heard it just reading that.
Lol "shift mercury into Gatorade" I'm stealing that one 😂😂
Awesome, let's spread it around hehe
Reminds of being a kid and went to field trip to museum that in gift store had crystals you’d could buy if you were sent with some money or your parents were chaperones.
That is so accurate 😆
I really wanted that crystal that some kid had, think I got one was a little older but think was a fake one or maybe kids wonders dies fast as we grow
👏 👏 👏 Bravo Eelbert, bravo!