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DW Davis's avatar

My sources tell me Trump has also imposed a 1000% tariff on imported cofeve.

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Mcdude's avatar

What about planets? Is there a ban on Krypton?

I don’t want to see Clark Kent deported to Canada!

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Paul Riddell's avatar

Not yet, but Trump reopened diplomatic relations with Apocalips, Ysmault, and Bizarro World. With the latter, apparently it’s the preferred locale for Mar-A-Lago II: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut!

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Mcdude's avatar

Lol 😂

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William McF's avatar

I don’t see why not! After all the Superman character was created by one Canadian artist and an American writer.

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Mcdude's avatar

We are going to need Superman here!

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Sylvia's avatar

Actually, Clark Kent was Canadian. In the original version of the comic, he worked at the Toronto Daily Star in Metropolitan Toronto. ( Toronto-born artist Joe Shuster created the superhero with American writer Jerry Siegel. CBS News)

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PhilsThom's avatar

You missed Cloud Cuckoo Land. Sounds too much like cuckold - Trump bragged about his cuckolding of other men and is now suspicious of all of the denizens of that fabled land. “They’re coming to ‘Merica and raping our women, eating our cats and dogs.”

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BARRY GANDER's avatar

I'm sure I'm not the only one who wants to see Trump playing underwater golf in Narnia...

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Kenneth T's avatar

Zamunda made the list? ¡dios mio!

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Valerie Starr's avatar

One of your best!!!!! But you forgot that the current Oz residents especially the green one with the flying monkeys are part of the gay community that maggots can’t seem to pray away.

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Cheri Collins's avatar

Probably more accurate than we'd prefer. 😂❤️

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Sheri Shenton's avatar

Brilliant!

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Robot Bender's avatar

He has made an exception for Vogons, but only if they want to work in his Misadministration.

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Carol Finch's avatar

The Narnia one killed me 🤣

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Stephen Wunderlich's avatar

😊🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Carol's avatar

I hope Mike Johnson doesn’t see this. That ignoramus will think it’s real and have a meltdown.

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Maggie Jon's avatar

"Ok, this one isn’t a country, but Trump doesn’t care about rules (or understand geography). Doctor Who is now banned from travelling to America because he refuses to gift Trump exotic metals from around the galaxy." I SO appreciate this bit especially 😂

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Anna B's avatar

Trump is pissed 😡 because Aladdin won’t give him a golden flying rug 😂😂

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Paul Riddell's avatar

Still waiting for preferred trade status for Skaro, Giedi Prime, and Z’Ha’Dum.

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Michele Wesselman's avatar

Love it!

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