It was subtle. That’s why I thought it worked. I sent this to a Canadian friend who winters here in the desert (I thought it was hilariously flattering to Canadians!) and she missed it until I pointed it out.
Not that he'd go to war. Rich boys and politicians' boys never fight in war unless they want to. And Captain Bonespurs wouldn't encourage it.
That and the kid is apparently at least as much of a sociopath as his father (there are reputable reports he likes to torture/kill pets) so he'd never write such a heartfelt letter. This is some poor boy who got sent off and came to his senses.
Of course, it isn't out of the question his MAGAt father named him the same!
Robin - I just finished your 2027 Canada War piece and OMFG - it was hysterical!! I am now officially a paid subscriber and looking forward to more of your great writing (plus I’m post-menopausal and think I could really kick butt in the trenches. I don’t take shit from anyone except my cat - so good luck, Yanks!!)
Thank you so much Cat!!!! And I'm so glad you liked it. I really appreciate that because I worked hard on this one and really loved this one in particular.
...I knew I'd get menopausal women agreeing with the call to arms 😆😆
Brilliantly writen thank you Robin. Best laugh I have had for awhile. And being an Aussie I am always going to support my colonial cousins. If you loose the world will loose Maple Syrup. They will tear down the Maple and replace it with Corn.
I see Canada is now actively recruiting in the states for health care professionals to get fast tracked for employment in some provinces. Might I suggest the Canadian armed forces do the same? Most Americans are with Canada, not with Trump.
😂
Don't fuck with menopausal women ! No matter which side of the border they're on.
I already don't...y'all are too feral for me 😆
We possess deep, untapped wells of apocalyptic rage…. do not cross us, you will not enjoy the result, I promise you.
I have no ass now because I lmao and now my belt won’t work. You Canadians are sneaky. Fly high Canada 🇨🇦!
That's the best compliment 😆😆 Thanks McDuderson.
And yes, very sneaky.
Thank you. I needed to have a humourous break from the “flooding the zone” tide of shit happening in DC.
Is it wrong to be scoping out ambush locations along the QEW?
Gen-X sniper in-waiting in Ontario.
Glad you got a needed giggle Greg!
I assumed all along we were supposed to be scoping out QEW ambush locations.
You Gen Xers scare the shit out of me, y'all ran out of fucks to give a dangerously long time ago 😆
Hilarious! And I loved the signature. Didn’t see that coming!
Thanks Plum! I appreciate you saying that as I almost took it out, thinking it was 'too much'.
It was subtle. That’s why I thought it worked. I sent this to a Canadian friend who winters here in the desert (I thought it was hilariously flattering to Canadians!) and she missed it until I pointed it out.
lol lol I missed that until you pointed it out. Genius!
Thank you for this. Sorry, we're not sorry we stand in opposition to Krasnov. One post-menopausal woman from New Brunswick.
I love how many menopausal women are heeding the call to arms in this post 😆😆
LOL We're ready!! Menopausal Gen-Xers FTW!
That's snow Mexican....those are Canadians...
Even though it’s a war story. It made me laugh 🤭 May Canada have mercy on us.
I was chuckling along the whole time and the last word really did me in.
Well then, mission accomplished. 😎
Not that he'd go to war. Rich boys and politicians' boys never fight in war unless they want to. And Captain Bonespurs wouldn't encourage it.
That and the kid is apparently at least as much of a sociopath as his father (there are reputable reports he likes to torture/kill pets) so he'd never write such a heartfelt letter. This is some poor boy who got sent off and came to his senses.
Of course, it isn't out of the question his MAGAt father named him the same!
Hilarious! Menopausal wannabe turn coat from your southern border ready to be called anytime.👏😂
Turning pre-emptively, shrewd move. 😆
Hilarious story this morning ☕ Robin, and will reStack ASAP 💯👍😂🤣
Thanks Karen--appreciate it, as always :)
I loved this! Hilarious.
Suggestion: "Those Canadians got our troops addicted to ketchup chips..."
😆😆 Love the suggestion. Ketchup chips are my fav!
Robin - I just finished your 2027 Canada War piece and OMFG - it was hysterical!! I am now officially a paid subscriber and looking forward to more of your great writing (plus I’m post-menopausal and think I could really kick butt in the trenches. I don’t take shit from anyone except my cat - so good luck, Yanks!!)
Thank you so much Cat!!!! And I'm so glad you liked it. I really appreciate that because I worked hard on this one and really loved this one in particular.
...I knew I'd get menopausal women agreeing with the call to arms 😆😆
Brilliantly writen thank you Robin. Best laugh I have had for awhile. And being an Aussie I am always going to support my colonial cousins. If you loose the world will loose Maple Syrup. They will tear down the Maple and replace it with Corn.
Thanks Allan! Colonial cousins, I love that hehe. Gasp at the maple syrup point, that alone is why Canucks must survive.
Right on the frost-bitten nose -- one of your best, Ms. Wilding!
ooh la la--thanks Jan!!
I see Canada is now actively recruiting in the states for health care professionals to get fast tracked for employment in some provinces. Might I suggest the Canadian armed forces do the same? Most Americans are with Canada, not with Trump.
Brilliant idea!!
Menopausal Canadian here. Sign me up! I’ve gotten fairly feral these days. 😂
You're in lol.
Same! Where do I sign up? 😂