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🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m just envisioning the apparatus and the torture y’all might’ve gone through shit doggy style shit do something else

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Hahaha yes that is exactly how it would have gone had we not done the "dry run" first!

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I love reading novels with this stuff but reality is another matter altogether!!👹

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It was a nonfiction horror story! LOL

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😂🤣😂

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So.... The sex swing is for sale?

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Believe me, you don't want it! It's a trap! 😅

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Just the idea made my hip hurt 😬!

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There were sooo many body parts that hurt after this ordeal! Ha!

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Hi-larious! 🤣 TY!

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Thanks for reading!

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Sorry. When I saw the subject matter I lost concentration. And 5’6 is taller than average, after all. I hope Lindsay will recover from the ordeal.

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Haha thanks Jon!

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HA! I've wondered about those things . . .

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Haha 10 outta 10 do not recommend! Well, unless, maybe if you purchase a higher-quality product!

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Pretty sure I'll skip it. Although it would be fun to see the expression on my husband's face when I unboxed the thing.

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Hahaha right!?

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😂🤣😂

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Thank the goddess that Lindsay didn’t break something more dear than the swing. $12…..I guess you really do get what you paid for, a good laugh and a story

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Lol I'm thankful for that too! Thanks so much for reading!

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Oh dear gods Robyn....

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For $12, it's supposed to break....

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Glad you got a laugh. Just to be clear, Lindsay Rae Brown wrote this story, it's a guest post I shared because I laughed my ass of at it .

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I got that but seriously, it's too fucking funny ! I've had stuff break, not quite like that but it's always good for a giggle 😄 when we end up twisted on the floor trying to figure out how we got there (as long as there's no bleeding of broken bones) !

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Damn I thought u had a sex swing

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Sorry Mike, no. But I mean...I have Amazon. I think I might avoid that Temu one as per Lindsay's review 😆😆

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I hope they at least got to try an underdogie first

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I didn’t know you were short. You don’t SOUND short.

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For reference, this was a guest post from Lindsay. I just loved it and had to share it (there's a blurb at the top where I say it's a guest post, but I know it can be a little confusing). I'm 5'6 and a half...Mike says I'm a gnome but I think I'm reasonable tall.

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🤣 Hey, there's nothing wrong with being short...well aside from when it stops you from getting into a sex swing safely!

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Thank you for reassuring me that handcuffs, riding crop and zip ties remain in my "Who's your Momma!" bag. Contortionist I'm not.😂😂👏👏

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Nor am I my friend, nor am I! Zip ties though...Now that sounds interesting!

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My immediate reaction on reading the headline was: "Who, in the name of Dog would buy a $12 sex swing? And why?"

I mean, was it some sort of Hitcockian attempt at murder? Some sort of cult ritual torture? Another Tuesday night?

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Believe me, Mark, I too was flabbergasted when my partner revealed that it was a 12 dollar deal from Temu (Temu?!) why would anyone buy a sex swing from Temu, something about that is sooooo wrong! Haha

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I was left hanging 😂 😂 😂

I would give it 2 ropes out of 5.

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Thanks, Brad

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Obviously, the swing should be hung from the ceiling, prefably with an ability to adjusted the height.

Or, so I have heard...

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Haha 😄 I too have heard that the ceiling-mounted ones are better!

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