Thank the goddess that Lindsay didn’t break something more dear than the swing. $12…..I guess you really do get what you paid for, a good laugh and a story
Believe me, Mark, I too was flabbergasted when my partner revealed that it was a 12 dollar deal from Temu (Temu?!) why would anyone buy a sex swing from Temu, something about that is sooooo wrong! Haha
I got that but seriously, it's too fucking funny ! I've had stuff break, not quite like that but it's always good for a giggle 😄 when we end up twisted on the floor trying to figure out how we got there (as long as there's no bleeding of broken bones) !
For reference, this was a guest post from Lindsay. I just loved it and had to share it (there's a blurb at the top where I say it's a guest post, but I know it can be a little confusing). I'm 5'6 and a half...Mike says I'm a gnome but I think I'm reasonable tall.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m just envisioning the apparatus and the torture y’all might’ve gone through shit doggy style shit do something else
Hahaha yes that is exactly how it would have gone had we not done the "dry run" first!
I love reading novels with this stuff but reality is another matter altogether!!👹
It was a nonfiction horror story! LOL
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Just the idea made my hip hurt 😬!
There were sooo many body parts that hurt after this ordeal! Ha!
Thank the goddess that Lindsay didn’t break something more dear than the swing. $12…..I guess you really do get what you paid for, a good laugh and a story
Lol I'm thankful for that too! Thanks so much for reading!
So.... The sex swing is for sale?
Believe me, you don't want it! It's a trap! 😅
My immediate reaction on reading the headline was: "Who, in the name of Dog would buy a $12 sex swing? And why?"
I mean, was it some sort of Hitcockian attempt at murder? Some sort of cult ritual torture? Another Tuesday night?
Believe me, Mark, I too was flabbergasted when my partner revealed that it was a 12 dollar deal from Temu (Temu?!) why would anyone buy a sex swing from Temu, something about that is sooooo wrong! Haha
Hi-larious! 🤣 TY!
Thanks for reading!
Sorry. When I saw the subject matter I lost concentration. And 5’6 is taller than average, after all. I hope Lindsay will recover from the ordeal.
Haha thanks Jon!
HA! I've wondered about those things . . .
Haha 10 outta 10 do not recommend! Well, unless, maybe if you purchase a higher-quality product!
Pretty sure I'll skip it. Although it would be fun to see the expression on my husband's face when I unboxed the thing.
Hahaha right!?
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Oh dear gods Robyn....
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For $12, it's supposed to break....
Glad you got a laugh. Just to be clear, Lindsay Rae Brown wrote this story, it's a guest post I shared because I laughed my ass of at it .
I got that but seriously, it's too fucking funny ! I've had stuff break, not quite like that but it's always good for a giggle 😄 when we end up twisted on the floor trying to figure out how we got there (as long as there's no bleeding of broken bones) !
Damn I thought u had a sex swing
Sorry Mike, no. But I mean...I have Amazon. I think I might avoid that Temu one as per Lindsay's review 😆😆
I hope they at least got to try an underdogie first
I didn’t know you were short. You don’t SOUND short.
For reference, this was a guest post from Lindsay. I just loved it and had to share it (there's a blurb at the top where I say it's a guest post, but I know it can be a little confusing). I'm 5'6 and a half...Mike says I'm a gnome but I think I'm reasonable tall.
🤣 Hey, there's nothing wrong with being short...well aside from when it stops you from getting into a sex swing safely!
Good heavens!😳😳😳 What an unmitigated disaster! Is the name of the ridiculous and busted swing by any chance,”USA?”
Hahaha 🤣 It may as well have been!
Thank you for reassuring me that handcuffs, riding crop and zip ties remain in my "Who's your Momma!" bag. Contortionist I'm not.😂😂👏👏
Nor am I my friend, nor am I! Zip ties though...Now that sounds interesting!
Hands behind the head works great😂👏
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I was left hanging 😂 😂 😂
I would give it 2 ropes out of 5.
Thanks, Brad