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The crazy thing is that people would absolutely flock to this app, it would build naturally based on the rage of traditional media articles and you could practically guarantee an 8 figure exit when one of the big players buys it to take one of their competitors off the market.

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You really took that one step further, I love it 😆😆. I have been looking for an 8-figure exit...hmm.

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Go get it! It's yours for the taking.

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Tazer tokens, genius! lol at 5:54am in bed on Thanksgiving eve! So good!!!

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haha glad you liked that part! Maybe a weird thing to read on Thanksgiving eve, but glad you got a laugh😆

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Yodeling Tourettes ………where do I sign up!!! 😎😍😜🥹😩

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😆😆. The progression of emojis there was glorious.

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Hahahahahah "Scorpios" 😂 Thanks, this is great!

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haha glad you caught that one. And I'm glad you got a laugh. Someone responded to this article via email with "fuck you asshole"...he must've been a scorpio 😆😆

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Hahahah no way... People 🤦‍♀️ My partner is a scorpio, I'm thinking I might send this to him 😈 With all my love, of course.

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😆😆 Tell him I’m kidding, probably.

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Oh no, I shan't! 😂

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Also, I posted the perfect meditation exercise to do after receiving messages like this 😁 Muhaha

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Can't tell if this is satire or not; and that's what's wrong with the world of today 😂

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😆😆 Phenomenal comment Sophie. Very true.

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🚩 this is, from start to finish, a complete fucking riot 🚩

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Thanks Dan!! :)

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“superfluous appendages”

Now you have my attention.

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If you liked that, then wait til you actually try the app 😆

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Oh, darn. No connectivity just now…! 🤓

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Where were you when I needed you?

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Oh back then? I was busy being someone's pretend girlfriend in Canada.

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Sign me up ASAP 😜🤪😂

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😆😆 I knew I'd get some takers.

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BTW, I’m courting you, furiously!!!… please get me out of this godforsaken country before we’re all too broke (tr*mp’s tariffs) and demoralized (a natural reaction to impending fascism)!

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Well Robin, this app will make you rich for sure! You will even be able to afford a custom made AI that will post for you on Substack... 🙀 See you on Unhinged!

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If Uber and Grubhub are your new dating apps, at least you’re keeping things spicy—and by spicy, I mean the food, not the conversation. But hey, nothing says romance like tipping a driver who just brought you your third “date” of the week: tacos and regret.

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I need this 😂

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💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍

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So… Robin…how long have you been writing for the 🧅? 😼😼😼

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