The crazy thing is that people would absolutely flock to this app, it would build naturally based on the rage of traditional media articles and you could practically guarantee an 8 figure exit when one of the big players buys it to take one of their competitors off the market.
haha glad you caught that one. And I'm glad you got a laugh. Someone responded to this article via email with "fuck you asshole"...he must've been a scorpio 😆😆
BTW, I’m courting you, furiously!!!… please get me out of this godforsaken country before we’re all too broke (tr*mp’s tariffs) and demoralized (a natural reaction to impending fascism)!
Well Robin, this app will make you rich for sure! You will even be able to afford a custom made AI that will post for you on Substack... 🙀 See you on Unhinged!
If Uber and Grubhub are your new dating apps, at least you’re keeping things spicy—and by spicy, I mean the food, not the conversation. But hey, nothing says romance like tipping a driver who just brought you your third “date” of the week: tacos and regret.
The crazy thing is that people would absolutely flock to this app, it would build naturally based on the rage of traditional media articles and you could practically guarantee an 8 figure exit when one of the big players buys it to take one of their competitors off the market.
You really took that one step further, I love it 😆😆. I have been looking for an 8-figure exit...hmm.
Go get it! It's yours for the taking.
Tazer tokens, genius! lol at 5:54am in bed on Thanksgiving eve! So good!!!
haha glad you liked that part! Maybe a weird thing to read on Thanksgiving eve, but glad you got a laugh😆
Yodeling Tourettes ………where do I sign up!!! 😎😍😜🥹😩
😆😆. The progression of emojis there was glorious.
Hahahahahah "Scorpios" 😂 Thanks, this is great!
haha glad you caught that one. And I'm glad you got a laugh. Someone responded to this article via email with "fuck you asshole"...he must've been a scorpio 😆😆
Hahahah no way... People 🤦♀️ My partner is a scorpio, I'm thinking I might send this to him 😈 With all my love, of course.
😆😆 Tell him I’m kidding, probably.
Oh no, I shan't! 😂
Also, I posted the perfect meditation exercise to do after receiving messages like this 😁 Muhaha
Can't tell if this is satire or not; and that's what's wrong with the world of today 😂
😆😆 Phenomenal comment Sophie. Very true.
🚩 this is, from start to finish, a complete fucking riot 🚩
Thanks Dan!! :)
Where were you when I needed you?
Oh back then? I was busy being someone's pretend girlfriend in Canada.
Sign me up ASAP 😜🤪😂
😆😆 I knew I'd get some takers.
BTW, I’m courting you, furiously!!!… please get me out of this godforsaken country before we’re all too broke (tr*mp’s tariffs) and demoralized (a natural reaction to impending fascism)!
Well Robin, this app will make you rich for sure! You will even be able to afford a custom made AI that will post for you on Substack... 🙀 See you on Unhinged!
If Uber and Grubhub are your new dating apps, at least you’re keeping things spicy—and by spicy, I mean the food, not the conversation. But hey, nothing says romance like tipping a driver who just brought you your third “date” of the week: tacos and regret.
💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍
So… Robin…how long have you been writing for the 🧅? 😼😼😼
If you liked that, then wait til you actually try the app 😆