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Heidi L's avatar

A couple notes:

1. ICE should bring in Treasury/Secret Service on the Tooth Fairy, because this is clearly a money laundering scheme of epic proportions, albeit not a very efficient one.

2. I'm pretty sure Alice in Wonderland would get to stay, if only because she would be the only one who could make sense of the regime leader's rambles.

3. Peter Pan and Lion King should already be cancelled for DEI reasons: "Lost Boys" running around in tights? Obviously the next movie to be pulled from right-leaning classrooms. As to the Lion King - PRIDE Rock? They SAY it references the collective noun for lions, but that's just clever lefty double-speak to cover its gay agenda.

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Robin Wilding's avatar

😆😆😆 Phenomenal points. I can't think of a single argument.

And I adore how much thought you put into that haha

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Sallyfemina's avatar

Not to mention Timon and Pumbaa!

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Amber Wolf's avatar

I think that the only acceptable ginger for them would be Percy Weasley. Yes, he is poor, but he is power hungry, gaslights despite evidence, and has turned on his family.

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Robin Wilding's avatar

Oooh, great point, Amber. Percy shall be spared in the ginger deportation.

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Diana Dunning's avatar

Is it PC to laugh? This is brilliant light hearted commentary on stupid cruel US politics. Plus a refresh for those who don't know who the latest Disney celebs are. A big thanks for the laugh - we're crying over here in Oz for you guys in the US 🥲

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Robin Wilding's avatar

Around these parts, it's always ok to laugh. Humor is the last bastion of free speech in my opinion. Glad you got a giggle!

I'm also crying in commonwealth (I'm Canadian).

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Rain Robinson's avatar

Plus Dora the Explorer (not a Disney character)!

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Robin Wilding's avatar

Oooh good one! Disney was only for reference anyway hehe

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Rain Robinson's avatar

I suspected that. There's probably more, but you got the ball rolling. MOL *cat lol* 😻

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DW Davis's avatar

I love the synonyms for Noem and ICE.

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William McF's avatar

Thanks much for this laugh filled article!

While reading it, I lost track of how many times coffee came spewing out my nostrils!!

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Robin Wilding's avatar

That sounds painful. And you're welcome I guess 😆

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Rich Feldman's avatar

Nemo, the clownfish, is another candidate for the cabinet, for sure.

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Robin Wilding's avatar

😆😆 He certainly is.

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Christopher Manson's avatar

1) Klan Karenhood 😆

2) Krusti's name should always be preceded by Puppy Murderer. Never fergit.

3) Hands off Dumbo, fuckos.

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Sheila (of Ephemera)'s avatar

Brilliant, Robin!

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Valerie Starr's avatar

I’m sure LILO and STITCH would be among the first to be detained . Stitch because he’s an alien. And LILO well… you know their drill. She’s different and kinda looks like how they’d define furrin’

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Robin Wilding's avatar

Oh both of them would be detained or booted for sure.

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Kay-El's avatar

Having taken my kids to all these movies when they were younger, I can’t disagree. Spot on and hilarious.

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Robin Wilding's avatar

Thanks Kay-El :)

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David Perlmutter's avatar

Most of that crowd technically doesn't live in the United States. I'm more afraid for the fates of those who do...

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Robin Wilding's avatar

Technically they're all fictional 😆. But that doesn't stop me.

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Kathy Minicozzi's avatar

You forgot Nemo. He would be sent back to Australia for being a ginger AND a "furriner."

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Robin Wilding's avatar

Ooh, double crime for Nemo!

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Dani's avatar

Ed being in charge of Department of Education is different than what’s been happening lately how? 😫 I want to laugh if it weren’t so fucking sad… and if someone mentions that fucking movie Idiocracy one more fucking time, I’m gonna fucking lose it…. Sorry, been sick this week. Clearly losing my mind.

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Robin Wilding's avatar

Ed being in charge is the change you're seeing, up.

Sorry you've had a rough week. I hope it gets better soon Dani 💜

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Carol's avatar

OMG! Of course the hyenas will become immediate cabinet members! Perfect role for them to gain their green card!

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