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Tales of Whoa's avatar

I'd like to add: you drop a used kleenex from RIGHT ABOVE THE TRASH CAN and somehow it still misses. And lands behind the trash can, so you have to move it to pick the damn thing up.

Bonus points if you also miss the second time.

Robin Wilding's avatar

😆😆 Phenomenal addition to this list. It's so good I'm a little irritated that I missed that one haha.

Robot Bender's avatar

Or getting a belt loop caught in a handle. Extra points if you rip the loop off of your pants.

Robin Wilding's avatar

Definitely bonus points for ripping the loop off.

buzz2017's avatar

I ripped the end of the handle that caught my pants. Revenge on inanimate objects!!

Tom Van Valkenburgh's avatar

Robin, how the hell do catch a shirt pocket on a door handle if you’re taller than 3’11”?

Zeke1967's avatar

Sweet Jesus who hasn’t and how many fucking times is some politician going to text ,e mail me or call me before I do a bad thing

Clark's avatar

And for those of us who are older, drop an ice cube on the floor and get 5 minutes of cardio!

Robin Wilding's avatar

😆 I'm not that old but I've done that too. The real challenge is when it slides under the fridge.

Shell's avatar

Mine is always mystery sticker in bra cup. Only when out. No matter how many times I sweep my hand in there, adjust tit, try to find the stupid thing-no. It has the same effect as strap fuckery.

Robin Wilding's avatar

Ooph yes, or like an errant crumb that can't be removed no matter what.

Jan M. Flynn's avatar

I feel better knowing I'm not alone. Even when I fish my lip gloss out of my purse while waiting at a red light, but then drop it into the Crevice of No Return between the console and the driver's seat.

Robin Wilding's avatar

😆😆 Yes, the crevice of no return!

Jeanne's avatar

Perfect as always!

Linda Ackerman's avatar

Oh my lord, this is me almost every single day. I get caught on every handle there is, drawer knobs, screen door handle, handrail on the way downstairs. Ugh! I'm ADHD & always in a hurry so that makes it ten times worse!!

Robin Wilding's avatar

Yeah ADHD would definitely make it worse. I'd imagine it would suck for autism as well.

Ann Gullberg's avatar

Prefect! Those clothing tags are a bitch.. the care tags are the worst. I think they search for the scratchiest fabric they can find and then sew them in so they are impossible to remove.❤️👍🏾

Robin Wilding's avatar

They're 100% made out of a fine mix of sandpaper and poison ivy.

Ann Gullberg's avatar

Indeed they are! 🤣😂🤣

Liza Blue's avatar

When I am the recipient of unprovoked and irrational rage, I assume that the person has just undergone oral surgery. Thank you for the heads up that it might be as trivial as an errant bra strap!

Robin Wilding's avatar

Yeah, check if one tiddy is hanging lower than the other, they could be in a no-win bra strap scenario.

Liza Blue's avatar

I grew up in the 60s and having any kind if visible bra strap was a source of embarrassment and shame. The concept of a “cute” bra or underwear as outerwear was decades in the future!.

Lori R's avatar

Nothing frustrates me more than fighting with inanimate objects. I swear my neighbors can hear me shout “It’s NOT that hard “.

Rosa Maria's avatar

An Errant Bra Strap. That is the only one. Emergency call at night, owner going to pick me up. Bra turns into a twenty-foot-long boa.

Frustrated, I send it flying in the general direction of the chair, put on clothes, and exit. Till now, nobody has ever commented on my bobbing assets.

Paulette's avatar

Freaking hilarious!

Sallyfemina's avatar

The tags!!! Absolutely evil. They're the first thing to go whenever I get new clothes. I bless manufacturers who print the info on the inside of the shirt instead.

I swear tags and cut off tags have extra pointy edges coming in from other dimensions to torment us.

Robin Wilding's avatar

Why don't they all do that?! tags be damned.

Sallyfemina's avatar

I have shirts that have been through the wash a LOT of times and I can still read the ink with the logo and size. Better than many of the tags I've had to suffer through.

I'm completely neurotypical (I can make small talk with strangers like a pro) but those damn tags drive me nuts.

buzz2017's avatar

TP rips 1/2 way. now you have to deal with a dangly out your hiney!

Robin Wilding's avatar

😆😆 Yes, the TP ass-clingers stuck halfway inside your butthole.

Jan G's avatar

Someone eating my last oreo would be the absolute worst! But who would ever leave just one oreo in a package???

Robin Wilding's avatar

I dunno, a psychopath I guess haha