So, would it make things awkward if I said your brain is my spirit animal?
Also, your choice of gifs here is just... chef's kiss. I'd bet my CD collection Jack Black approves too. Can someone get him on the line to verify? I'll hold.
“My daughters and I have truly mastered the art of directed hatred—usually reserved for men behind the wheel of overcompensating phallic-mobiles. And can I just say, ‘feral, errant, human sex trophies’ is perfect. Your descriptors are spot on!”
You're so right. Time to ditch crude, unrefined hatred based on stuff like skin color or gender whatever, and get down to the truly detestable offenders. In my case as a recovering English teacher, that would be people who don't know the difference between "it's" and "its." Drives my inner schoolmarm nuts.
Mmm yes getting in front and slowing down - and news flash many do that on purpose ( I heard one sharing in a public setting ) here people either drive way too slow or way too fast , run stops sign s ( don't even slow down ) etc I got hit by one those
She was the best; and a rascal at heart. When our college roomie’s freeloading eating us out of house and home bisexual (I mention this because it was the late 70s & mom grew up during the depression) boyfriend raised our water and power bills significantly, I vented to mom. She didn’t blink an eye at a bisexual guy living with 4 females: nope, she quipped, “is he paying rent “. I said no. “Ask him “ said the wise mom. Another roommate told him his share of the rent and when due. He was out the door in a nano second.
"Y’all have more in common than you think." THIS. All this hate drives me up the wall. Especially because they are accusing each other of doing... exactly the same shit they are doing themselves 🤦♀️
I've always said racists and bigots are just lazy. If you make an effort to give different people a chance, most of them will happily give you a reason to hate them personally.
I should know not to drink coffee while reading what you have written. Snorting hot coffee is not good.🤣
You'll learn. Or eventually die. It's worth the gamble, probably.
Neither is choking on peanuts!
I’m not sure I’m gonna survive following Robin 🤣
Ouch
“Do you know who I am?” Yes, those folk are just asking to be drop-kicked!🤬🤣
I try not to swear and then I get on the highway. Then, swearing like the sailor I once was.
Dude, samesies.
"Humans are just masturbating monkeys with mortgages and day jobs."
Charles Darwin made this point in "The Descent Of Man". Only, because he was writing in Victorian times, he had to use more refined language...
It's probably good he's not around to see modern day 😆
So, would it make things awkward if I said your brain is my spirit animal?
Also, your choice of gifs here is just... chef's kiss. I'd bet my CD collection Jack Black approves too. Can someone get him on the line to verify? I'll hold.
😆😆 That spirit animal line is amazing.
Lemme know if Jack Black comes through.
Perfect, perfect, perfect! ☺️❤️
perspective is a great thing
“My daughters and I have truly mastered the art of directed hatred—usually reserved for men behind the wheel of overcompensating phallic-mobiles. And can I just say, ‘feral, errant, human sex trophies’ is perfect. Your descriptors are spot on!”
overcompensating phallic mobiles is a great description Jane 😆
You're so right. Time to ditch crude, unrefined hatred based on stuff like skin color or gender whatever, and get down to the truly detestable offenders. In my case as a recovering English teacher, that would be people who don't know the difference between "it's" and "its." Drives my inner schoolmarm nuts.
Well now I'm wondering if I've whoopsyfucked and slipped up in my its/it's use 😆
Never. Its nothing, I mean it's nothing to worry about :-)
Mmm yes getting in front and slowing down - and news flash many do that on purpose ( I heard one sharing in a public setting ) here people either drive way too slow or way too fast , run stops sign s ( don't even slow down ) etc I got hit by one those
There's a special place in hell for those people then 😆
Sorry you got hit by one, that's awful.
I’m all for giving it to the gum poppers. My mom would ask if they were imitating chewing cows. She had all the subtlety of a kick in the balls.
Your mom sounds awesome 😆
She was the best; and a rascal at heart. When our college roomie’s freeloading eating us out of house and home bisexual (I mention this because it was the late 70s & mom grew up during the depression) boyfriend raised our water and power bills significantly, I vented to mom. She didn’t blink an eye at a bisexual guy living with 4 females: nope, she quipped, “is he paying rent “. I said no. “Ask him “ said the wise mom. Another roommate told him his share of the rent and when due. He was out the door in a nano second.
Then there are friends who, when you ask them to read one of your pieces and give feedback, can only damn it with faint praise by saying it's "cute."
ooh that's a particularly annoying one for sure!
I tell my friends they should never tell me my work is cute.
I like, “just be chill”…
"Y’all have more in common than you think." THIS. All this hate drives me up the wall. Especially because they are accusing each other of doing... exactly the same shit they are doing themselves 🤦♀️
Exactly, same shit that they themselves are doing.
I've always said racists and bigots are just lazy. If you make an effort to give different people a chance, most of them will happily give you a reason to hate them personally.
😆😆 Well said, Meg.
“feral, errant, human sex trophies” 😂🤣☠️