Seeing the Rockies for the first time while hitchhiking across Canada, I sent a postcard to my younger brother describing them as fanfuckingtastic! Of course he showed it to my mother to get me in hot water upon my return, his play in our little game of getting each other caught in the shit trough. It was “game on” bro!
Love your creatifuckitivity! Not sure "twatwaffle" is gender neutral, though. According to George Carlin, "you can snatch a pussy and put it in a box. But twat stands alone."
Another wonderful list! I think it was you that I saw on a live teaching douchecanoe and twatwaffle in ASL. Priceless! Please add a “buy me a coffee.” I’m already cheaply subscribed, but I’d toss a coffee at you if I could!❤️
Yup, that was me! I'm also learning normal words I swear haha.
Aw that's so sweet. You're not the first to mention that. I'll try adding it to my call to action at the end. I have a kofi but I don't really use it: https://ko-fi.com/robinwilding
Ages ago I used to swear like a sailor, according to husband. Then kids came along and I had to tone down my lingo. I have no idea how my favorite came to be but it’s “pants”. Now that the kids are gone I still use it. One night hubs and I are watching tv and a woman lost her temper and shouted “pants”. Hubs and I nearly died laughing.
Robin, I sent this list to my BFF, who loves words, especially the swear ones, and is not on Substack. She had a great idea—you should publish a word a day calendar feature if these terms!! Isn’t that a great idea? We’d both buy it in a heartbeat. Hell, I’d buy one for just about everyone I know!
This had me cackling like a fuckmuppet on espresso
😆😆 Nicely said.
Seeing the Rockies for the first time while hitchhiking across Canada, I sent a postcard to my younger brother describing them as fanfuckingtastic! Of course he showed it to my mother to get me in hot water upon my return, his play in our little game of getting each other caught in the shit trough. It was “game on” bro!
😆😆 That's awesome. Is it even brotherly love if you don't weaponize it into a game of shenanigans?
Yes, you must make a word-a-day calendar!!
This was abso-fucking-lutely brilliant.
also fan-fucking-tastic
Oh girl 🤣
Chucklefuck..
Ummm...
Hits a bit close to home, huh?
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Love your creatifuckitivity! Not sure "twatwaffle" is gender neutral, though. According to George Carlin, "you can snatch a pussy and put it in a box. But twat stands alone."
Hmm, it may have been updated for more recent times to be non-binary?
Soooooooo, THAT'S where Trump got the idea of "grab 'em by the pussy..."
Minor, but in the same spirit: my 9 yo niece came inside from playing all morning in the snow, ‘Oh, Mommy, I’m a snotsicle.’👹
😆 That's prime word maker-uppage for a kid. Your neice is going places.
She already has! 👹
Words to make me chuckle, laugh, and snort coffee! Thanks
Another wonderful list! I think it was you that I saw on a live teaching douchecanoe and twatwaffle in ASL. Priceless! Please add a “buy me a coffee.” I’m already cheaply subscribed, but I’d toss a coffee at you if I could!❤️
Yup, that was me! I'm also learning normal words I swear haha.
Aw that's so sweet. You're not the first to mention that. I'll try adding it to my call to action at the end. I have a kofi but I don't really use it: https://ko-fi.com/robinwilding
Ages ago I used to swear like a sailor, according to husband. Then kids came along and I had to tone down my lingo. I have no idea how my favorite came to be but it’s “pants”. Now that the kids are gone I still use it. One night hubs and I are watching tv and a woman lost her temper and shouted “pants”. Hubs and I nearly died laughing.
😆😆 That does happen when kids come around yeah. But that pants inside joke is fantastic. Tom Segura has one like that but for "bikes".
Robin, I sent this list to my BFF, who loves words, especially the swear ones, and is not on Substack. She had a great idea—you should publish a word a day calendar feature if these terms!! Isn’t that a great idea? We’d both buy it in a heartbeat. Hell, I’d buy one for just about everyone I know!
I love that you sent this to your BFF. That's an idea. I may have to work on that. I'll need to make my list a lot longer though haha.
Forehead tattoo sounds fucktastically painful, but this calendar idea…
"I want a twatopotamus for Christmas/only a twatopotamus will do...."
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I've been praying for new curse words! Fuck yeah!
Don't forget needledick bugfucker.
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