79 Comments
User's avatar
Krspeace's avatar

This had me cackling like a fuckmuppet on espresso

Expand full comment
Robin Wilding's avatar

😆😆 Nicely said.

Expand full comment
Clark's avatar

Seeing the Rockies for the first time while hitchhiking across Canada, I sent a postcard to my younger brother describing them as fanfuckingtastic! Of course he showed it to my mother to get me in hot water upon my return, his play in our little game of getting each other caught in the shit trough. It was “game on” bro!

Expand full comment
Robin Wilding's avatar

😆😆 That's awesome. Is it even brotherly love if you don't weaponize it into a game of shenanigans?

Expand full comment
Brooke Craig's avatar

Yes, you must make a word-a-day calendar!!

Expand full comment
Kathy Minicozzi's avatar

This was abso-fucking-lutely brilliant.

Expand full comment
Andrew Lynch's avatar

also fan-fucking-tastic

Expand full comment
Brien Nicolau's avatar

Oh girl 🤣

Expand full comment
Charles Bastille's avatar

Chucklefuck..

Ummm...

Expand full comment
Mark Hayes's avatar

Hits a bit close to home, huh?

Expand full comment
Linda Blatnik's avatar

😆

Expand full comment
Elaine's avatar

Love your creatifuckitivity! Not sure "twatwaffle" is gender neutral, though. According to George Carlin, "you can snatch a pussy and put it in a box. But twat stands alone."

Expand full comment
Robin Wilding's avatar

Hmm, it may have been updated for more recent times to be non-binary?

Expand full comment
Mark Hayes's avatar

Soooooooo, THAT'S where Trump got the idea of "grab 'em by the pussy..."

Expand full comment
Rachel C's avatar

Minor, but in the same spirit: my 9 yo niece came inside from playing all morning in the snow, ‘Oh, Mommy, I’m a snotsicle.’👹

Expand full comment
Robin Wilding's avatar

😆 That's prime word maker-uppage for a kid. Your neice is going places.

Expand full comment
Rachel C's avatar

She already has! 👹

Expand full comment
John Lee's avatar

Words to make me chuckle, laugh, and snort coffee! Thanks

Expand full comment
Musings on Interesting Times's avatar

Another wonderful list! I think it was you that I saw on a live teaching douchecanoe and twatwaffle in ASL. Priceless! Please add a “buy me a coffee.” I’m already cheaply subscribed, but I’d toss a coffee at you if I could!❤️

Expand full comment
Robin Wilding's avatar

Yup, that was me! I'm also learning normal words I swear haha.

Aw that's so sweet. You're not the first to mention that. I'll try adding it to my call to action at the end. I have a kofi but I don't really use it: https://ko-fi.com/robinwilding

Expand full comment
Gillie's avatar

Ages ago I used to swear like a sailor, according to husband. Then kids came along and I had to tone down my lingo. I have no idea how my favorite came to be but it’s “pants”. Now that the kids are gone I still use it. One night hubs and I are watching tv and a woman lost her temper and shouted “pants”. Hubs and I nearly died laughing.

Expand full comment
Robin Wilding's avatar

😆😆 That does happen when kids come around yeah. But that pants inside joke is fantastic. Tom Segura has one like that but for "bikes".

Expand full comment
Plum's avatar

Robin, I sent this list to my BFF, who loves words, especially the swear ones, and is not on Substack. She had a great idea—you should publish a word a day calendar feature if these terms!! Isn’t that a great idea? We’d both buy it in a heartbeat. Hell, I’d buy one for just about everyone I know!

Expand full comment
Robin Wilding's avatar

I love that you sent this to your BFF. That's an idea. I may have to work on that. I'll need to make my list a lot longer though haha.

Expand full comment
Leanne Shirtliffe's avatar

Forehead tattoo sounds fucktastically painful, but this calendar idea…

Expand full comment
David Perlmutter's avatar

"I want a twatopotamus for Christmas/only a twatopotamus will do...."

Expand full comment
Robin Wilding's avatar

😆😆

Expand full comment
Rea de Miranda's avatar

I've been praying for new curse words! Fuck yeah!

Expand full comment
Dead Man's avatar

Don't forget needledick bugfucker.

Expand full comment
Robin Wilding's avatar

😆😆

Expand full comment