54 Anti-Trump Protest Sign Ideas for the No Kings Protest

Fun sign ideas that are creative as they are hilarious

He needs a “Fuck no” option.

In case you’ve been living in an off-the-grid bunker and have misssed the utter dicktatorial fuckery that’s been happening in America, there’s a democrapocalypse going on. Sorry to break the bad news, but I appreciate you using your one-time, from-the-bunker checking in on the world to read this.

Emperor Palpatini Hands, and his few-and-far-between loyal followers, are having a military parade for the 250th anniversary of the military. Or, if you’re not an idjut, it’s for his 79th birthday and his coronation as America’s new all-powerful-wizard King.

Dicktator tot is rolling out the MAGA-red carpet with a $45 million parade, on June 14th.

However, most Americans will be busy having a tea party, in the form of a protest. It’s called the ‘No Kings’ protest, and was designed to overshadow Foolius Ceasar’s military fashion show.

Oh, you don’t live in a bunker (yet) and already know, and you’re planning on joining the protest? Fanfuckingtastic. To help get you ready, I thought I’d put together a list of the funniest anti-Trump protest signs I’ve seen, and come up with a few zingers of my own.

Why funny? Because protest signs don’t have to be dull, in fact, the cleverer, the betterer. You’re also more likely to have it end up on the news and social media. If your sign is full of curses, the news has to blur it out.

*Did you know you can print foam posters at Office Depot for like $25? You can make them yourself, cheaper of course.

Anyhoozy, here are some of my favs:

And here are some more ideas:

1. Trump has small-dicktator energy

2. Trump Should’ve Been a One-Term Chump

3. Live. Laugh. Lock him up.

4. Impeach. Remove. Repeat.

5. Trump’s a one-pump chump

6. Happy Final Birthday, Trump!

7. America will be Trump’s 7th bankruptcy

8. America has a reality show president — now we’re all on Survivor

9. ICE is best when it’s CRUSHED

10. The wrong ICE is melting

11. (If you’re going with your wife) Good luck silencing my wife!

12. The Lying King—the circle of deceit

13. Fascists can oligargle deez nuts

14. 79 and still throwing a tantrump

15. Elect a clown, get a circus

16. The only minority destroying America is the billionaires

17. Does conversion therapy work for nazis?

18. “Don’t make me repeat myself” ~History

19. “Facism is bad.” ~History

20. I don’t kneel to DICKtators

21. Can’t afford bread, guess I’ll eat the rich

22. And some say women are too emotional for the White House…

23. The pilgrims had no papers either

24. Crown Him… with Charges

25. Barron Trump is an anchor Baby

26. I drink my horchata without ICE!

27. Idolizing billionaires is like thinking the stripper really likes you

28. No Kings — Yass Queens

29. Ice melts in the California Sun (this one works in any warm state)

30. No Faux-king Way

31. Eat tacos—don’t worship them

32. No Crown for a Clown

33. (A sign for the lesbians) Sorry, I’m not into men or monarchy

34. The only good king is in a royal flush

35. Orange lies matter

36. Trump is a faux-king joke

37. Faux-king nazi bullshit

38. I knew it’d be bad — but holy faux-king shit

39. Nobody paid me to be here — I hate Trump for free

40. MAGA — Morons. Are. Governing. America

41. If a dicktator threw a parade and nobody watched — did it even happen?

42. 01 ..0 days without Trump being a national embarrassment.

43. The Turd Reich

Or perhaps you’re fairly arts-n-crafty and want to make a live-action sign:

@drpeps44Original idea by @kellianderson.com I’ll probably spray paint it and add wording on it but I’ll do that before this weekend. Hopefully this makes sense. Stay safe this weekend everyone #protests #protestsigns #fdt #protest #nokingsdayprotest

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And we’ve come to my favorite (a nepotistic pick since I made it):

If you have your own sign idea, put it in the comments.

If you need some nicknames for Hair Farce One, here are a few:

• Sultan Spraytan

• Scoop Coup

• El Pork-Choppo

• Dopey McGropey

• Darth Tax Evader

• Cheeto Mussolini

• Agolf Shitler

• Stupid Callous Fragile Racist Sexist Nazi POTUS

• Kumquat Kleptocrat

• Napoleon Bone-Aspur

• Cornered-Rat-in-Chief

• Commander Clusterfuck

• Velveeta Voldemort

• Combover Caligula

• Cheeto Benito

• HippoPotus

• Pumpkin Spice Palpatine

• Genghis Don

• Con-Mander-In-Chief

• The Ayatollah Complaini.

Canada’s With You — Sort Of

My American friends, rage against the dying of the democratic light. Protest loudly and proudly, and send a message to the wannabe King who’s nothing more than a petulant man baby throwing another tantrump.

America, between your dicktater tot’s parade and the No Kings protests, you’ll be keeping Trump and the military incredibly busy. Between furiously tweeting and calls to JD Vance to cry about how you’re all ruining his big day — Trump will be entirely distracted.

Which is perfect.

This gives Canada…an idyllic time to invade.

Yes, Canada technically has a king too, King Charles. But he’s a quiet figurehead who mainly just goes to parties for diplomatic relations to shake hands with other figureheads who are just there for the party.

Our real leader, Mark Carney, who we call Big Daddy Carney, will be a welcome breath of fresh air as he quietly fixes your economic policy and trade relationships.

Oh, and pot will be legal everywhere.

It has to be, it’s right there on our (your new) national flag.

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